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Good luck.
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Hi. Uh, I have an appointment
with Emily Charlton?
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- Andrea Sachs?
- Yes.
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Great. Human Resources certainly
has an odd sense of humor.
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Follow me.
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Okay, so I was Miranda's
second assistant...
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but her first assistant recently got promoted,
and so now I'm the first.
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- Oh, and you're replacing yourself.
- Well, I am trying.
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Miranda sacked the last two girls
after only a few weeks.
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We need to find someone who can survive here.
Do you understand?
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Yeah. Of course. Who's Miranda?
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Oh, my God. I will pretend
you did not just ask me that.
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She's the editor in chief of Runway,
not to mention a legend.
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You work a year for her, and you can
get a job at any magazine you want.
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A million girls would kill for this job.
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It sounds like a great opportunity.
I'd love to be considered.
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Andrea,
Runway is a fashion magazine...
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so an interest in fashion is crucial.
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What makes you think
I'm not interested in fashion?
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Oh, my God.
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No! No! No!
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What's wrong?
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She's on her way. Tell everyone!
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She's not supposed to be here
until 9:00.
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Her driver just text messaged,
and her facialist ruptured a disk.
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- God, these people!
- Who's that?
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That I can't even talk about.
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All right, everyone! Gird your loins!
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Did somebody eat an onion bagel?
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Sorry, Miranda.
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Move it! Ooh!
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I don't understand why it's so difficult
to confirm an appointment.
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I know. I'm so sorry, Miranda.
I actually did confirm last night.
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Details of your incompetence
do not interest me.
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Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girl
that she sent me for the Brazilian layout.
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I asked for clean, athletic, smiling.
She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy.
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And R.S.V.P. yes
to the Michael Kors party.
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I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30
and pick me up at 9:45 sharp.
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- 9:45 sharp.
- Call Natalie at Glorious Foods,
tell her no for the 40th time.
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No, I don't want dacquoise. I want tortes
filled with warm rhubarb compote.
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Then call my ex-husband and remind him the
parent-teacher conference is at Dalton tonight.
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Then call my husband, ask him to meet me
for dinner at that place I went to with Massimo.
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Tell Richard I saw the pictures that he sent
for that feature on the female paratroopers...
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and they're all so deeply unattractive.
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Is it impossible to find a lovely,
slender female paratrooper?
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- No.
- Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really.
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Also, I need to see all the things that Nigel
has pulled for Gwyneth's second cover try.
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I wonder if she's lost any
of that weight yet. Who's that?
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Nobody. Um, uh-
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Human Resources sent her up about the new
assistant job, and I was preinterviewing her.
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But she's hopeless
and totally wrong for it.
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Clearly I'm going to have to do that myself
because the last two you sent me...
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were completely inadequate.
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So send her in. That's all.
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Right.
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- She wants to see you.
- Oh! She does?
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Move!
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- This is foul. Don't let her see it. Go!
- That's-
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Who are you?
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Uh, my name is Andy Sachs.
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I recently graduated
from Northwestern University.
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And what are you doing here?
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Well, I think I could do a good job
as your assistant.
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And, um-
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Yeah, I came to New York to be a journalist
and sent letters out everywhere...
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and then finally got a call
from Elias-Clarke...
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and met with Sherry
up at Human Resources.
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Basically, it's this or Auto Universe.
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- So you don't read Runway?
- Uh, no.
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And before today,
you had never heard of me.
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No.
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And you have no style
or sense of fashion.
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Well, um, I think that depends
on what you're-
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No, no. That wasn't a question.
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Um, I was editor in chief
of the Daily Northwestern.
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I also, um, won a national competition
for college journalists...
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with my series on the janitors' union,
which exposed the exploitation-
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That's all.
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Yeah. You know, okay.
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You're right. I don't fit in here.
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I am not skinny or glamorous...
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and I don't know that much
about fashion.
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But I'm smart.
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I learn fast
and I will work very hard.
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I got the exclusive
on the Cavalli for Gwyneth...
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but the problem is, with that huge
feathered headdress that she's wearing...
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she looks like she's working
the main stage at the Golden Nugget.
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Thank you for your time.
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Who is that sad little person?
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Are we doing a before-and-after piece
I don't know about?
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Brown and Law, please?
Thank you.
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- Andrea.
- Hmm?
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Wait. You got a job
at a fashion magazine?
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- Mm-hmm.
- What was it, a phone interview?
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- Wow.
- Ow! Don't be a jerk.
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Miranda Priestly is famous
for being unpredictable.
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Okay, Doug. How is it
that you know who she is and I didn't?
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- I'm actually a girl.
- Oh!
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- That would explain so much.
- Look, seriously.
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Miranda Priestly is a huge deal.
I bet a million girls would kill for that job.
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Yeah, great.
The thing is I'm not one of them.
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Look, you gotta start somewhere, right?
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I mean,
look at this dump Nate works in.
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I mean, come on.
Paper napkins? Hello.
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Yeah. And Lily, she works at that gallery
doing, uh, you know-
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Oh, I'm sorry. What exactly is it
that you do anyway?
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Well, lucky for me,
I already have my dream job.
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You're a corporate research analyst!
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- Oh, you're right. My job sucks.
- No!
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- It sucks. I don't- It's boring.
- It's all right. Breathe.
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- I'm trying.
- Here. Take a drink.
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- I will have a drink. I will have a drink.
- Ah, yes.
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- I'd like to propose a toast.
To jobs that pay the rent.
- To jobs that pay the rent.
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Jobs that pay the rent.
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Oh, baby. You should see the way
these girls at Runway dress.
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I don't have a thing to wear to work.
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Come on. You're gonna be
answering phones and getting coffee.
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You need a ball gown for that?
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I think I might.
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Well, I happen to think
you look great always.
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Aww! I think you're full of it.
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- Hey. Come on. Let's go home.
- Yeah.
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I can think of something we can do
that doesn't require any clothing.
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- Really?
- Mmm.
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Hello?
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Andrea, Miranda decided to kill
the autumn jacket story for September...
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and she is pulling up
the Sedona shoot from October.
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You need to come into the office right this
second and pick up her coffee order on the way.
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- Now?
- Now, get a pen and write this down.
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- Now?
- Now, get a pen and write this down.
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I want one no-foam skimmed latte
with an extra shot...
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and three drip coffees
with room for milk.
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Searing hot. And I mean hot.
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Hello?
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- Where are you?
- Oh, I'm almost there. Yeah.
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Shoot! Oh!
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Is there some reason
that my coffee isn't here?
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Has she died or something?
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No. God.
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Oh. Bloody time.
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- I hope you know that this
is a very difficult job-
- Mm-hmm.
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for which you are totally wrong.
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And if you mess up,
my head is on the chopping block.
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Now, hang that up.
Don't just fling it anywhere.
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Okay. First of all,
you and I answer the phones.
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The phone must be answered
every single time it rings.
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Calls roll to voice mail,
and she gets very upset.
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If I'm not here-Andrea, Andrea-
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you are chained to that desk.
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- Well, what if I need to-
- What? No.
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One time an assistant left the desk because
she sliced her hand open with a letter opener...
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and Miranda missed Lagerfeld...
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just before he boarded
a 17-hour flight to Australia.
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She now works at TVGuide.
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Man the desk at all times. Got it.
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- Uh-
- Miranda Priestly's office.
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No, she's not available.
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Who is it?
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Yes, I will tell her
you called... yet again.
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- Right. Remember, you and I
have totally different jobs.
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I mean, you get coffee-
and you run errands.
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Yet I am in charge of her schedule...
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her appointments and her expenses.
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And, um, most importantly, um...
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I get to go with her to Paris
for Fashion Week in the fall.
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I get to wear couture.
I go to all the shows and all the parties.
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I meet all of the designers.
It's divine.
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Okay. Now, stay here. I'm going to
the art department to give them the Book.
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- The-
- This is the Book.
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Now, it is a mock-up of everything...
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in the current issue.
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And we deliver it to Miranda's apartment
every night, and she retu-
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Don't touch it. She returns it to us
in the morning with her notes.
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Now, the second assistant
is supposed to do this...
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but Miranda is very private
and she does not like strangers in her house.
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So until she decides
that you are not a total psycho...
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I get the lovely task
of waiting around for the Book.
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Oh, Emily? What do I do-
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Deal with it.
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Hello. Mrs. Priestly's office.
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Hmm. That's what I meant.
Miranda Priestly's office.
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Um, you know, she is in a meeting.
Can I please take a message?
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Uh-huh.
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Okay. Can you please spell Gabbana?
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Hello?
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I guess not.
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I guessed an eight and a half.
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Um, uh, that's very nice of you...
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but I don't think I need these.
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Miranda hired me.
She knows what I look like.
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Do you?
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Emily.
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Emily?
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She means you.
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- We just cut on the bias.
- That's not what I asked you.
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I couldn't have been clearer.
There you are, Emily.
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- How many times do I have to scream your name?
- Actually, it's Andy.
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My name is Andy.
Andrea, but, uh, everybody calls me Andy.
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I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein.
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- What kind of skirts do you-
- Please bore someone else with your questions.
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And make sure we have Pier 59
at 8:00 A.M. tomorrow.
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Remind Jocelyn I need to see a few of those
satchels that Marc is doing in the pony.
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And then tell Simone I'll take Jackie
if Maggie isn't available.
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- Did Demarchelier confirm?
- D-Did D-Demarchel-
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Demarchelier.
Did he- Get him on the phone.
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Uh, o- okay.
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- And, Emily?
- Yes?
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That's all.
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It's just the cavalier disregard
for clear directions-
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Do you have Demarchelier?
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Uh, Demarchelier.
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- Leave it.
- Do you have-
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I have Miranda Priestly calling.
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I have Patrick!
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Uh, no, she called me in there
and-and then she asked me about Pier 59.
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And there was something
about Simone, Frankie, someone else.
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And, um, she needs skirts
from Calvin Klein.
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And, uh, there was something
about a pony.
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- Did she say which skirts?
- No. No.
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- Did she say what kind? Color, shape, fabric?
- I tried to ask her.
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You may never ask Miranda anything.
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Right. I will deal with all of this,
and you will go to Calvin Klein.
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Eh- Me?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Do you have
some prior commitment?
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Some hideous skirt convention
you have to go to?
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Uh-
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Miranda?
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- Are you there?
- I'm about to walk in. I'll call you as soon as-
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- Hello? Hi.
- While you're out...
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Miranda needs you to go to Hermès
to pick up 25 scarves we ordered for her.
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- Okay.
- Cassidy forgot her homework at Dalton.
Pick that up.
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Miranda went out to meet with Meisel, and
she will want more Starbucks when she gets back.
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- Hot Starbucks.
- Can you just repeat that first-
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00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,343
Hello?
235
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,189
Oh, my God.
236
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,589
What took you so long?
I have to pee!
237
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,662
What?
You haven't peed since I left?
238
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:54,220
No, I haven't. I've been manning
the desk, haven't I? I'm bursting.
239
00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,628
Oh, hi.
240
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:03,799
You do coat. Do the coat!
241
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,070
Okay.
242
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:08,669
Now, be prepared.
The run-through is at 12:30.
243
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:12,147
People are panicking, so the phone
is going to be ringing off the hook.
244
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,912
The ru-The run-through. Right.
245
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:18,251
Yes. Editors bring in options for the shoot,
and Miranda chooses.
246
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,791
She chooses every single thing
in every single issue.
247
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,487
Run-throughs are a huge deal.
I don't know why you don't know that, Andrea.
248
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:26,223
- Okay. Are you ready?
- Oh, hi, hi.
249
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,323
Right. Well, after the loo,
Serena and I are going to lunch.
250
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,493
- This is her- the new me.
- Hi.
251
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:33,696
- Told you.
- I thought you were kidding.
252
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,865
No, quite serious, yeah.
I get 20 minutes for lunch, and you get 15.
253
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,443
- When I come back, you can go.
- Okay.
254
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,775
What exactly is she wearing?
255
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,871
Her grandmother's skirt.
256
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,086
Hmm. Corn chowder.
257
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,528
That's an interesting choice.
258
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:04,625
You do know that cellulite is one
of the main ingredients in corn chowder.
259
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,271
So none of the girls here eat anything?
260
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:15,972
Not since two became the new four
and zero became the new two.
261
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:20,643
- Well, I'm a six.
- Which is the new 14.
262
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,822
Oh. Shoot.
263
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:28,882
Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty
more polyblend where that came from.
264
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:33,488
Okay. You think my clothes are hideous.
265
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,499
I get it.
266
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,069
But, you know, I'm not going
to be in fashion forever...
267
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,628
so I don't see the point of changing everything
about myself just because I have this job.
268
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,640
Yes, that's true.
269
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:47,542
That's really what this multibillion-dollar
industry is all about anyway, isn't it?
270
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:51,776
Inner beauty.
271
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:54,078
Hello.
272
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,154
Right. Come on.
273
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,917
- Miranda's pushed the run-through
up a half an hour.
- Mmm!
274
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:01,356
- She's always 15 minutes early.
- Which means?
275
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,758
- You're already late. Come.
- Shoot!
276
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,330
Excuse me.
277
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,626
Mr. Ravitz.
278
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,861
Nigel.
279
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:14,029
- Issue going well?
- Oh, yes. Our best September ever.
280
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:18,701
Great. Heard Miranda killed autumn jackets
and pulled up the Sedona shoot.
281
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,679
What's that costing me?
282
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,941
About 300,000.
283
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:27,212
Must have been some lousy jackets.
284
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,719
- Irv Ravitz.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
285
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:32,016
This is Andy Sachs,
Miranda's new assistant.
286
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,115
Congratulations, young lady.
287
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:37,457
A million girls would kill for that job.
288
00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:39,462
Bye-bye.
289
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:42,761
- Hmm?
- Chairman of Elias-Clarke, Irv Ravitz.
290
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:47,635
You know what they say?
Tiny man, huge ego.
291
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:53,173
No. And I've seen all this before.
292
00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:56,179
Theyskens is trying to reinvent
the drop waist, so actually it's-
293
00:21:56,281 --> 00:21:59,341
- Where are all the other dresses?
- We have some right here.
294
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:02,682
- Stand, watch and listen.
- And I think it can be very interesting-
295
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:07,122
No. No, I just-
It's just baffling to me.
296
00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:10,717
Why is it so impossible
to put together a decent run-through?
297
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:15,698
You people have had hours and hours
to prepare. It's just so confusing to me.
298
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,826
Where are the advertisers?
299
00:22:17,936 --> 00:22:21,064
- We have some pieces from Banana Republic.
- We need more, don't we?
300
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:25,075
- Oh. This is-This might be-
What do you think of-
- Yeah.
301
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,735
Well, you know me.
302
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,712
Give me a full ballerina skirt
and a hint of saloon and I'm on board.
303
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:33,251
- But do you think it's too much like-
- Like the Lacroix from July?
304
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,287
I thought that, but no, not with
the right accessories. It should work.
305
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:40,916
Where are the belts for this dre-
Why is no one ready?
306
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,325
Here. It's a tough call.
307
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:46,590
- They're so different.
- Hmm.
308
00:22:51,803 --> 00:22:53,566
Something funny?
309
00:22:57,175 --> 00:23:00,144
No. No, no. Nothing's-
310
00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:04,113
You know, it's just that both those belts
look exactly the same to me.
311
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:08,380
You know, I'm still learning
about this stuff and, uh-
312
00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:11,251
"This... stuff"?
313
00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:14,917
Oh. Okay. I see.
314
00:23:15,026 --> 00:23:17,221
You think this has nothing
to do with you.
315
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:20,662
You go to your closet...
316
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:25,430
and you select- I don't know-
that lumpy blue sweater, for instance...
317
00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:28,404
because you're trying to tell the world
that you take yourself too seriously...
318
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,873
to care about what
you put on your back.
319
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:34,104
But what you don't know
is that that sweater is not just blue.
320
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:36,737
It's not turquoise. It's not lapis.
321
00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:39,009
It's actually cerulean.
322
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:41,176
And you're also blithely unaware
of the fact...
323
00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:45,586
that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta
did a collection of cerulean gowns.
324
00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:48,215
And then I think it was
Yves Saint Laurent- wasn't it-
325
00:23:48,326 --> 00:23:50,294
who showed cerulean military jackets?
326
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:52,795
- I think we need a jacket here.
- Mmm.
327
00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:56,698
And then cerulean quickly showed up
in the collections of eight different designers.
328
00:23:56,802 --> 00:24:00,033
And then it, uh, filtered down
through the department stores...
329
00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:01,139
and then trickled on down
into some tragic Casual Corner...
330
00:24:01,174 --> 00:24:04,199
and then trickled on down
into some tragic Casual Corner...
331
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:07,437
where you, no doubt,
fished it out of some clearance bin.
332
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:10,208
However, that blue represents
millions of dollars...
333
00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:12,783
and countless jobs...
334
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:15,910
and it's sort of comical how you think
that you've made a choice...
335
00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:17,989
that exempts you
from the fashion industry...
336
00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:19,989
when, in fact...
337
00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:24,494
you're wearing a sweater that was selected
for you by the people in this room...
338
00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:27,326
from a pile of stuff.
339
00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:30,059
So then I said,
"No, I couldn't see the difference...
340
00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:32,466
between the two
absolutely identical belts"...
341
00:24:32,571 --> 00:24:34,539
and you should have seen
the look she gave me!
342
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,698
I thought the flesh
was gonna melt off her face.
343
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,368
It's not funny.
344
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:43,676
She's not happy unless everyone around her
is panicked, nauseous or suicidal.
345
00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:46,717
And the Clackers just worship her.
346
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:48,718
- The who?
- They call them Clackers.
347
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:52,119
The sound that their stilettos make
in the marble lobby.
348
00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,192
It's like,
"Clack, clack, clack. clack, clack."
349
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:58,023
And they all act like
they're curing cancer or something.
350
00:24:58,129 --> 00:25:01,690
The amount of time and energy...
351
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:06,203
that these people spend on these insignificant,
minute details, and for what?
352
00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:09,899
So that tomorrow they can spend
another $300,000 reshooting something...
353
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,999
that was probably fine to begin with...
354
00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:14,908
to sell people things they don't need!
355
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:18,073
God!
356
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,414
- I'm not even hungry anymore.
- What?
357
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,421
- That is why those girls are so skinny.
- Oh. No, no, no.
358
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,014
Give me that. There's, like,
eight dollars of Jarlsberg in there.
359
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:30,151
You know what?
360
00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:34,355
I just have to stick it out for a year.
One year.
361
00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:37,094
And then I can do
what I came to New York to do.
362
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:40,467
But I can't let Miranda get to me.
I won't.
363
00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:42,540
Easy there, tiger.
364
00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:46,873
- Oh, good morning, Miranda.
- Get me Isaac.
365
00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:51,877
I don't see my breakfast here.
Are my eggs here? Where are my eggs?
366
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:53,644
Excuse me!
367
00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:56,778
Pick up the Polaroids
from the lingerie shoot.
368
00:25:56,888 --> 00:26:00,415
Have the brakes checked on my car.
369
00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:06,125
Where's that piece of paper
I had in my hand yesterday morning?
370
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:11,168
The girls need new surfboards or
boogie boards or something for spring break.
371
00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:14,500
- Hello.
- The twins also need flip-flops.
372
00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:17,503
- Ow!
- Oh, my gosh!
373
00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:21,636
Pick up my shoes from Blahnik,
and then go get Patricia.
374
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:24,579
- Who's that?
- Good girl! Good girl! Good girl!
375
00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:28,414
Get me that little table
that I liked at that store on Madison.
376
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,648
Get us a reservation for dinner tonight
at that place that got the good review.
377
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:34,418
- Get me Isaac.
- Thirty-six thank-you notes delivered today.
378
00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:36,517
- Where is everyone?
- Why is no one working?
379
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,763
Get me Demarchelier.
380
00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:50,607
I have Miranda Priestly calling for-
Okay.
381
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,579
I have Patrick.
382
00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:02,118
Thank God it's Friday, right?
383
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:06,816
At least Miranda will be in Miami,
so we don't have to be on call this weekend.
384
00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:08,893
You know,
my dad's coming in from Ohio.
385
00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:11,622
Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner,
maybe see Chicago.
386
00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:13,789
You doing anything fun this weekend?
387
00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:16,230
Yes.
388
00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:22,200
Yeah, Nate said it was great.
389
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:26,175
He actually- He applied here, but they
wanted someone with more experience.
390
00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:28,177
- Here.
- Huh? What's this?
391
00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:31,077
I don't want you
to get behind on your rent.
392
00:27:31,182 --> 00:27:34,049
- Dad, how did you-
- It's-
393
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:37,019
I'm gonna kill Mom.
394
00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:39,090
Dad, thank you.
395
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:40,885
Mm-hmm.
396
00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:47,256
- It's really good to see you.
- You too, honey.
397
00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:50,300
So, you want to
start grilling me now...
398
00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:52,597
or should we wait till after dinner?
399
00:27:52,704 --> 00:27:55,935
I thought I'd let you at least enjoy
the bread basket first.
400
00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:57,838
No, no, no. It's okay.
Go right ahead.
401
00:27:57,942 --> 00:28:00,376
We're just a little worried, honey.
402
00:28:00,478 --> 00:28:03,106
We get e-mails from you
at your office at 2:00 A.M.
403
00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:05,944
Your pay is terrible.
You don't get to write anything.
404
00:28:06,051 --> 00:28:08,042
Hey, that's not fair.
405
00:28:08,153 --> 00:28:10,485
I wrote those e-mails.
406
00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:13,887
I'm just trying to understand why someone
who got accepted to Stanford Law...
407
00:28:13,992 --> 00:28:17,792
turns it down to be a journalist,
and now you're not even doing that.
408
00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:21,024
Dad, you have to trust me.
409
00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:23,896
Being Miranda's assistant
opens a lot of doors.
410
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:27,563
Emily is going to Paris
with Miranda in a few months...
411
00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:31,472
and she's gonna meet editors and writers
from every important magazine.
412
00:28:31,576 --> 00:28:33,544
And in a year, that could be me.
413
00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:36,113
- All right?
- Mm-hmm.
414
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,910
Dad, I swear, this is my break.
415
00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:41,451
This is my- my chance.
416
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,647
This is my boss.
417
00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,852
- I'm sorry, Dad. I have to take this.
- Take it. Take it.
418
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:53,124
- Hello. Miranda?
- My flight has been canceled.
419
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:55,426
It's some absurd weather problem.
420
00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:59,435
I need to get home tonight. The twins have
a recital tomorrow morning at school.
421
00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:01,437
- What?
- At school!
422
00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:03,803
- Absolutely. Let me see what I can do.
- Good.
423
00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:06,843
Hi. Um, I know this
is totally last minute...
424
00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:09,846
but I was hoping that you
could maybe get a flight for my boss...
425
00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:11,916
from Miami to New York tonight?
426
00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:13,916
Uh-
427
00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:16,282
- It's right here. Thank you.
- Yeah, any kind of jet.
428
00:29:16,387 --> 00:29:18,287
- From Miami to New York.
- Thank you.
429
00:29:18,389 --> 00:29:20,289
- Yup, I need it tonight. I need it-
- Ow!
430
00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:22,325
- I thought you were going out the other-
- Sweetie! No.
431
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,327
- It's over here, honey.
- Tonight.
432
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:29,264
Hi. I'm trying to get a flight tonight-
for tonight- from Miami to New York.
433
00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:32,666
Yes, I know there's a hurricane.
434
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,433
Nothing is flying out?
What do you mean, nothing is flying out?
435
00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:38,998
It's for Miranda Priestly,
and I know that she's a client of yours.
436
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:43,342
Yes. Yes, hi. I need a jet tonight
from Miami to New York.
437
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:47,282
Yeah. Sorry. Hold on.
Hello? Miranda, hi.
438
00:29:47,385 --> 00:29:50,946
I'm trying to get you a flight, but no one
is flying out because of the weather.
439
00:29:51,055 --> 00:29:54,024
Please. It's just-
I don't know- drizzling.
440
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,719
Someone must be getting out.
441
00:29:56,828 --> 00:29:58,728
Call Donatella. Get her jet.
442
00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:01,298
Call everybody else
that we know that has a jet. Irv?
443
00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:04,027
Call every- This is your responsibi-
This is your job.
444
00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,069
Get me home.
445
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:08,867
Oh, my God!
She's going to murder me.
446
00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:12,602
What does she want you to do, call the National
Guard and have her airlifted out of there?
447
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:14,735
Of course not. Could I do that?
448
00:30:14,846 --> 00:30:16,074
Come on.
449
00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:18,078
Come on.
450
00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:21,550
The girls' recital
was absolutely wonderful.
451
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,848
They played Rachmaninoff.
Everyone loved it.
452
00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:26,116
Everyone except me...
453
00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:30,354
because, sadly, I was not there.
454
00:30:30,461 --> 00:30:32,793
Miranda, I'm so sorry.
455
00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:34,865
Do you know why I hired you?
456
00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:38,060
I always hire the same girl-
457
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:41,605
stylish, slender, of course...
458
00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:43,606
worships the magazine.
459
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:46,768
But so often, they turn out to be-
460
00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:50,279
I don't know- disappointing and, um...
461
00:30:50,381 --> 00:30:52,281
stupid.
462
00:30:52,383 --> 00:30:57,377
So you, with that impressive résumé...
463
00:30:57,488 --> 00:31:00,582
and the big speech
about your so-called work ethic-
464
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,593
I, um- I thought you
would be different.
465
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,289
I said to myself, go ahead.
466
00:31:06,397 --> 00:31:08,957
Take a chance.
467
00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:12,366
Hire the smart, fat girl.
468
00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:15,371
I had hope.
469
00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,599
My God. I live on it.
470
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:22,942
Anyway, you ended up
disappointing me more than, um-
471
00:31:24,582 --> 00:31:26,914
more than any of the other silly girls.
472
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:33,480
Um, I really did everything
I could think of.
473
00:31:33,591 --> 00:31:35,957
- Uh-
- That's all.
474
00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:47,902
Excuse me!
Where do you think you're going?
475
00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:10,290
She hates me, Nigel.
476
00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:12,454
And that's my problem because-
477
00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:14,588
Oh, wait. No, it's not my problem.
478
00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:19,033
I don't know what else I can do because
if I do something right, it's unacknowledged.
479
00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:21,105
She doesn't even say thank you.
480
00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:25,505
But if I do something wrong,
she is vicious.
481
00:32:26,544 --> 00:32:30,241
- So quit.
- What?
482
00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,316
- Quit.
- Quit?
483
00:32:32,417 --> 00:32:36,945
I can get another girl to take your job
in five minutes- one who really wants it.
484
00:32:37,055 --> 00:32:39,580
No, I don't want to quit.
That's not fair.
485
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:43,991
But, you know, I'm just saying
that I would just like a little credit...
486
00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:46,563
for the fact
that I'm killing myself trying.
487
00:32:46,664 --> 00:32:49,132
Andy, be serious.
488
00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:51,633
You are not trying.
489
00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:54,500
- You are whining.
- I-
490
00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:57,301
What is it that you want me
to say to you, huh?
491
00:32:57,408 --> 00:33:02,368
Do you want me to say, "Poor you.
Miranda's picking on you. Poor you. Poor Andy"?
492
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,812
Hmm? Wake up, six.
493
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:07,407
She's just doing her job.
494
00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:09,850
Don't you know that you
are working at the place...
495
00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:12,388
that published some
of the greatest artists of the century?
496
00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:15,948
Halston, Lagerfeld, de la Renta.
497
00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:19,393
And what they did, what they created...
498
00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:23,263
was greater than art
because you live your life in it.
499
00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:28,902
Well, not you, obviously,
but some people.
500
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,635
You think
this is just a magazine, hmm?
501
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,711
This is not just a magazine.
502
00:33:33,811 --> 00:33:38,248
This is a shining beacon of hope for-
503
00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,317
oh, I don't know-
504
00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:43,387
let's say a young boy growing up
in Rhode Island with six brothers...
505
00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:46,616
pretending to go to soccer practice
when he was really going to sewing class...
506
00:33:46,724 --> 00:33:50,057
and reading Runway under the covers
at night with a flashlight.
507
00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:52,629
You have no idea how many legends
have walked these halls.
508
00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:54,925
And what's worse, you don't care.
509
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:58,935
Because this place, where so many
people would die to work...
510
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:02,131
you only deign to work.
511
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,698
And you want to know why
she doesn't kiss you on the forehead...
512
00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:10,270
and give you a gold star on your homework
at the end of the day.
513
00:34:11,315 --> 00:34:13,283
Wake up, sweetheart.
514
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:23,290
- Okay. So I'm screwing it up.
- Mmm.
515
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:25,658
I don't want to.
516
00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:28,459
I just wish that I knew
what I could do to-
517
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,138
- Nigel?
- Hmm?
518
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,140
Nigel, Nigel.
519
00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:41,677
No.
520
00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:44,906
I don't know what you expect me to do.
521
00:34:45,016 --> 00:34:48,645
There's nothing in this whole closet
that'll fit a size six.
522
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:51,278
I can guarantee you.
523
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:54,847
These are all sample sizes-
two and four.
524
00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:59,123
- All right. We're doing this for you. And-
- A poncho?
525
00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:01,790
You'll take what I give you
and you'll like it.
526
00:35:01,899 --> 00:35:04,959
- We're doing this Dolce for you.
- Hmm!
527
00:35:05,069 --> 00:35:07,469
And shoes.
528
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:11,008
- Jimmy Choo's.
- Hmm.
529
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:14,169
- Manolo Blahnik.
- Wow.
530
00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:16,838
Nancy Gonzalez. Love that.
531
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,314
Okay, Narciso Rodriguez.
This we love.
532
00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:23,148
- Uh, it might fit. It might.
- What?
533
00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:26,883
Okay. Now, Chanel. You're in desperate
need of Chanel. Darling, shall we?
534
00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:31,155
We have to get to the beauty department,
and God knows how long that's going to take.
535
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,989
I mean, I have no idea
why Miranda hired her.
536
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:38,898
Me neither. The other day,
we were in the beauty department.
537
00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:42,530
She held up the Shu Uemura eyelash curler
and said, "What is this?"
538
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:47,536
I just knew
from the moment I saw her...
539
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:50,478
she was going to be
a complete and utter disas-
540
00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:02,884
Miranda Priestly's office.
541
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:06,395
No, actually, she's not available,
but I'll leave word.
542
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:10,263
Okay, thanks. Bye.
543
00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:12,336
How did-
544
00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:15,906
- Are you wearing the-
- The Chanel boots?
545
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,601
Yeah, I am.
546
00:36:18,709 --> 00:36:20,677
You look good.
547
00:36:22,146 --> 00:36:24,580
- Oh, God.
- What?
548
00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:29,176
- She does.
- Oh, shut up, Serena.
549
00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:34,517
- See you guys tomorrow.
- Good night, man. Take it easy.
550
00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,752
Take care of that finger, huh?
551
00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:58,071
So, what do you think?
552
00:36:58,182 --> 00:37:01,982
Uh, I think we better get out of here...
553
00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:05,544
before my girlfriend sees me.
554
00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:54,665
The gowns are fabulous.
555
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:58,139
Mm-hmm.
We're gonna use the burgundy.
556
00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:08,980
Gotta find-
557
00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:12,554
So we spent a whole semester
on potatoes alone.
558
00:38:12,657 --> 00:38:14,488
You take the fry and squeeze it.
559
00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:17,527
- See how firm that is?
- Hey. Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late.
560
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:21,128
There was a crisis
in the accessories department.
561
00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:24,224
- I needed to find a python headband.
- Python's hot right now.
562
00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:28,032
I have exciting presents for all of you.
563
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,835
Are you ready?
564
00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:34,502
- What is that?
- It's a Bang and Olufsen phone.
565
00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:37,342
Charlie Rose sent it to Miranda
for her birthday.
566
00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:40,576
I looked it up on line.
It's $1,100.
567
00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:42,380
- What?
- Wow!
568
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:45,751
And I have some products.
Mason Pearson hairbrushes.
569
00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:48,256
- A little Clinique.
- Ooh!
570
00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:51,817
- Oh, damn it. I love your job.
- Oh! One more.
571
00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:54,989
A little thing.
572
00:38:55,099 --> 00:38:58,000
- Do you want it? You want- Oh.
- Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
573
00:38:58,102 --> 00:39:01,003
- I think she likes it.
- Oh, my God! This is the new Marc Jacobs!
574
00:39:01,105 --> 00:39:03,573
This is sold out everywhere.
Where did you get this?
575
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,074
Miranda didn't want it, so-
576
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:10,170
No, no, no, no, no. This bag is, like, $1,900.
I cannot take this from you.
577
00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:12,715
Yeah, you can.
578
00:39:12,817 --> 00:39:15,615
- Why do women need so many bags?
- Shut up.
579
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,917
You have one. You put all your junk in it,
and that's it. You're done.
580
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,991
Fashion is not about utility.
581
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:23,788
An accessory is merely
a piece of iconography...
582
00:39:23,894 --> 00:39:25,759
used to express individual identity.
583
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:29,264
- Oh! And it's pretty.
- That too.
584
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:33,030
Yeah. But the thing is, it turns out there is
more to Runway than just fancy purses.
585
00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:37,096
Look, here's an essay by Jay McInerney,
a piece by Joan Didion.
586
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:40,371
Even an interview
with Christiane Amanpour.
587
00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:43,777
- Looks like someone's been drinking the Kool-Aid.
- What do you-
588
00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:47,317
I got it. It's-Yup, the Dragon Lady.
589
00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:49,318
- Oh, Miranda?
- Let me talk to her.
590
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,411
- I need that.
- I'll tell her to get her own scrambled eggs.
591
00:39:51,522 --> 00:39:55,253
Lily, no, no, no! Put that thing up!
I was gonna answer it!
592
00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:58,260
It's gonna make-
Give me the... phone.
593
00:40:00,364 --> 00:40:03,333
Hi, Miranda.
594
00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:06,460
- Ooh. Shh.
- Absolutely.
595
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:09,664
- Shh!
- Uh-huh. I'm leaving right now.
596
00:40:09,774 --> 00:40:14,802
You know, you guys
didn't have to be such assholes.
597
00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,174
Um, excuse me.
598
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,804
I'm looking for James Holt.
599
00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:53,406
Um, that's him right there.
600
00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:56,145
- Oh. Thanks.
- No problem.
601
00:40:56,253 --> 00:40:58,949
- I put my stuff out there, and I pray they improve.
- Really?
602
00:40:59,056 --> 00:41:01,251
- Excuse me.
- Hi.
603
00:41:01,358 --> 00:41:03,986
I'm Andy.
I'm picking up for Miranda Priestly.
604
00:41:04,094 --> 00:41:06,722
Oh, yes.
You must be the new Emily.
605
00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:09,493
Nice to meet you.
606
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:13,058
- Oh, let me see that bag. Very, very nice.
- Ah.
607
00:41:13,170 --> 00:41:16,606
Distressed, studded leather, pieced by hand,
finished with a metallic fringe.
608
00:41:16,707 --> 00:41:19,699
Very nice, indeed.
Who made that fantastic thing?
609
00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,801
You.
610
00:41:21,912 --> 00:41:25,905
Hmm. Duh. This way.
611
00:41:28,686 --> 00:41:30,813
Uh, here we go.
612
00:41:30,921 --> 00:41:33,253
It's a sketch of Miranda's dress
for the benefit.
613
00:41:33,357 --> 00:41:36,326
Also the centerpiece of my spring collection.
Top secret stuff.
614
00:41:36,427 --> 00:41:38,554
- I'll guard it with my life.
- Please do.
615
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:40,960
Come on.
You're working for Miranda Priestly now.
616
00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:45,764
You must be in desperate need
of hard liquor.
617
00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:48,100
Excuse us, girls.
618
00:41:48,205 --> 00:41:50,264
She'll have the punch.
619
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,843
It's deadly. Have fun.
620
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,786
- He's right, you know.
- Hmm?
621
00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:06,789
The punch.
I drank it at James' last party.
622
00:42:06,891 --> 00:42:10,588
I woke up in Hoboken wearing nothing
but a poncho and a cowboy hat.
623
00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:14,027
Ah. Well.
624
00:42:14,131 --> 00:42:16,395
Wise.
625
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,469
- Uh, hi.
- Christian Thompson.
626
00:42:20,804 --> 00:42:23,170
Christian Thompson?
You're kidding.
627
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:26,869
No, you're-You write for,
like, every magazine I love.
628
00:42:26,977 --> 00:42:30,435
I actually- I reviewed your collection
of essays for my college newspaper.
629
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:34,484
Did you mention my good looks
and my killer charm?
630
00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:36,815
- No, but-
- What do you do?
631
00:42:36,921 --> 00:42:41,483
Oh. Well, I want to work for somewhere
like The New Yorker or Vanity Fair.
632
00:42:41,592 --> 00:42:43,560
- I am a writer too.
- Is that right?
633
00:42:43,661 --> 00:42:46,755
- Mm-hmm.
- I should read your stuff.
Why don't you send it over?
634
00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:49,196
Yeah?
635
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:52,963
That would be-Thank you.
That would be great.
636
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:56,471
But actually, right now, I'm working
as Miranda Priestly's assistant.
637
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:58,974
Oh, you're kidding.
Well, that's too bad.
638
00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:03,012
That's-Whoa.
You'll never survive Miranda.
639
00:43:04,715 --> 00:43:08,014
- Excuse me?
- Well, you seem nice, smart.
640
00:43:08,118 --> 00:43:10,245
You can't do that job.
641
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:14,114
Gotta go.
642
00:43:14,224 --> 00:43:16,124
Okay.
643
00:43:16,226 --> 00:43:19,855
Well, it was very, very nice
to meet you, Miranda girl.
644
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:36,746
Emily?
645
00:43:44,989 --> 00:43:49,153
Call James Holt's office. Tell them I want
to move the preview up to today at 12:30.
646
00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:52,057
Tell everybody else.
Be ready to leave in half an hour.
647
00:43:52,162 --> 00:43:55,825
But we're not expected until Tuesday.
Did she say why?
648
00:43:55,933 --> 00:43:58,731
Yes. Yeah, she explained every detail
of her decision making.
649
00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:01,805
And then we brushed each other's hair
and gabbed about American Idol.
650
00:44:01,905 --> 00:44:03,805
I see your point.
651
00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:06,273
- What's a preview anyway?
- Good morning, Miranda.
652
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,312
Miranda insists upon seeing
all the designers' collections...
653
00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:11,313
before they show them.
654
00:44:11,415 --> 00:44:13,349
- Great to see you.
- Hello, James.
655
00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:16,419
- And she tells them what she thinks?
- In her way.
656
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:20,012
Uh, this season really began for me
with a meditation...
657
00:44:20,124 --> 00:44:22,752
on the intersection
between East and West.
658
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:26,352
There's a scale.
One nod is good. Two nods is very good.
659
00:44:26,463 --> 00:44:30,593
There's only been one actual smile on record,
and that was Tom Ford in 2001.
660
00:44:30,701 --> 00:44:32,669
An obi belt.
661
00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:34,863
She doesn't like it, she shakes her head.
662
00:44:34,972 --> 00:44:38,738
This is the dress that we have designed
specifically and exclusively for you.
663
00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:41,709
Then, of course,
there's the pursing of the lips.
664
00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:43,677
Which means?
665
00:44:47,818 --> 00:44:49,718
Catastrophe.
666
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:53,051
Just, uh-Just go.
667
00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:56,854
- I just don't understand. I'm appalled.
- It's absurd. Appalled.
668
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,224
- You deal with it.
- I'll talk to him.
669
00:44:59,329 --> 00:45:03,493
So because she pursed her lips,
he's gonna change his entire collection?
670
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,568
You still don't get it, do you?
671
00:45:05,669 --> 00:45:08,638
Her opinion is the only one
that matters.
672
00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:13,701
- Call my husband and confirm dinner.
- At Pastis? Done.
673
00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:15,779
And I'll need a change of clothes.
674
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:20,873
Well, I've already messengered
your outfit over to the shoot.
675
00:45:20,984 --> 00:45:25,648
Fine. And, Andrea, I would like you
to deliver the Book to my home tonight.
676
00:45:25,756 --> 00:45:28,247
- Have Emily give you the key.
- Mm-hmm.
677
00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:32,890
- Guard this with your life.
- Of course.
678
00:45:34,798 --> 00:45:38,894
You know, if I can deliver the Book,
that means I must have done something right.
679
00:45:39,002 --> 00:45:40,902
I'm not a psycho.
680
00:45:41,004 --> 00:45:43,495
Oh, and, you know,
she called me Andrea?
681
00:45:43,607 --> 00:45:46,235
I mean, she didn't call me Emily,
which is- Isn't that great?
682
00:45:46,343 --> 00:45:48,903
Yeah, whoopee. Right.
683
00:45:50,881 --> 00:45:54,942
Now, it's very important that you do
exactly what I'm about to tell you.
684
00:45:55,052 --> 00:45:56,986
Oh. Okay.
685
00:45:57,087 --> 00:46:00,284
The Book is assembled by 10:00, 10:30...
686
00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:03,791
and you must wait around for it
until then.
687
00:46:03,894 --> 00:46:07,421
You will be delivering Miranda's
dry cleaning with the Book.
688
00:46:09,967 --> 00:46:13,494
Now, the car will take you straight
to Miranda's townhouse.
689
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:16,004
You let yourself in.
690
00:46:18,041 --> 00:46:21,738
Andrea. You do not talk to anyone.
691
00:46:21,845 --> 00:46:23,904
Do not look at anyone.
692
00:46:24,014 --> 00:46:26,642
This is of the utmost importance.
You must be invisible.
693
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:29,014
- Do you understand?
- Uh-huh.
694
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:32,555
You open the door
and you walk across the foyer.
695
00:46:32,656 --> 00:46:37,286
You hang the dry cleaning
in the closet across from the staircase.
696
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:47,828
- Uh-
- And you leave the Book
on the table with the flowers.
697
00:46:54,611 --> 00:46:59,548
- Shit!
- It's that door to the left.
698
00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:03,642
Okay.
699
00:47:11,061 --> 00:47:14,155
Thank you.
700
00:47:14,264 --> 00:47:18,257
- You can give the Book to us.
- Shh. Which-Which table?
701
00:47:18,368 --> 00:47:20,928
- It's okay. Come on up.
- No, I can't. I can't.
702
00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:23,097
- What? It's okay.
- Come on.
703
00:47:23,207 --> 00:47:25,675
- Yeah, come on. It's okay.
- Please stop talking.
704
00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:29,371
Or you can bring the Book upstairs.
Emily does it all the time.
705
00:47:29,479 --> 00:47:33,415
She does? Right.
She does, all the time.
706
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:36,577
Yeah? Okay.
707
00:47:43,293 --> 00:47:46,729
What did you expect me to do,
walk out in the middle of a cover shoot?
708
00:47:46,830 --> 00:47:48,957
I rushed out of
an investment committee meeting...
709
00:47:49,066 --> 00:47:51,728
and I sat there waiting for you
for almost an hour.
710
00:47:51,835 --> 00:47:54,326
I told you the cellphones didn't work.
Nobody could get a signal out.
711
00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:56,565
I knew what everyone
in that restaurant was thinking-
712
00:47:56,673 --> 00:47:59,403
there he is, waiting for her again.
713
00:48:24,101 --> 00:48:26,126
- Okay, okay! Okay, okay.
- Oh, no. Shh!
714
00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:28,431
It really wasn't that big a deal.
I promise.
715
00:48:28,538 --> 00:48:31,006
The twins said hello,
so I said hello back.
716
00:48:31,108 --> 00:48:35,067
- Then I went up the stairs
to give her the Book and-
- You went upstairs?
717
00:48:35,178 --> 00:48:38,978
Oh, my God. Why didn't you just climb into bed
with her and ask for a bedtime story?
718
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:42,074
Okay, I made a mistake. I know.
719
00:48:42,185 --> 00:48:43,846
Andrea, you don't understand.
720
00:48:43,954 --> 00:48:46,923
If you get fired,
that might jeopardize Paris for me.
721
00:48:47,024 --> 00:48:51,085
If that happens, I will search every Blimpie's
in the tristate area until I track you down.
722
00:48:51,194 --> 00:48:53,162
She's gonna fire me?
723
00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:56,198
I don't know. She's not happy.
724
00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:58,200
Andrea?
725
00:49:08,742 --> 00:49:10,710
Miranda, about last night, I-
726
00:49:10,811 --> 00:49:13,371
I need the new Harry Potter book
for the twins.
727
00:49:13,481 --> 00:49:16,939
Okay. Okay. I'll go down
to Barnes and Noble right now.
728
00:49:17,051 --> 00:49:21,784
Did you fall down and smack
your little head on the pavement?
729
00:49:21,889 --> 00:49:24,483
Not that I can recall.
730
00:49:24,592 --> 00:49:28,460
We have all the published Harry Potter books.
The twins want to know what happens next.
731
00:49:28,562 --> 00:49:31,998
You want the unpublished manuscript?
732
00:49:32,099 --> 00:49:35,933
We know everyone in publishing.
It shouldn't be a problem, should it?
733
00:49:36,036 --> 00:49:38,231
And you can do anything, right?
734
00:49:45,746 --> 00:49:48,840
Yes, Bobbsey. I know, baby.
735
00:49:48,949 --> 00:49:51,417
Mommy's working very hard
to get it for you.
736
00:49:51,519 --> 00:49:53,419
She doesn't get it.
737
00:49:53,521 --> 00:49:57,355
I could call frickin' J.K. Rowling herself.
I'm not gonna get a copy of that book.
738
00:49:57,458 --> 00:49:59,653
My girls are leaving on the train
for their grandmother's at 4:00...
739
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,228
so the book better be here
no later than 3:00.
740
00:50:02,329 --> 00:50:06,993
- Of course!
- And I would like my steak here in 15 minutes.
741
00:50:07,101 --> 00:50:09,661
No problem!
742
00:50:09,770 --> 00:50:13,103
Okay. I have four hours
to get the impossible manuscript.
743
00:50:13,207 --> 00:50:17,541
Smith and Wollensky's doesn't open until 11:30.
How am I gonna get the steak?
744
00:50:17,645 --> 00:50:21,206
Okay. I will be back in 15 minutes.
745
00:50:21,315 --> 00:50:23,579
- Wish me luck!
- No. Shan't.
746
00:50:23,684 --> 00:50:27,643
Yes, yes, yes, yes. I've been on hold.
It's for Miranda Priestly.
747
00:50:27,755 --> 00:50:29,655
It's very important.
748
00:50:29,757 --> 00:50:32,021
Yes, I know it's impossible to get...
749
00:50:32,126 --> 00:50:35,687
but, well, I was wondering if you
could make the impossible possible...
750
00:50:35,796 --> 00:50:37,764
if that's at all possible.
751
00:50:37,865 --> 00:50:41,323
Yes, I'm calling about
the Harry Potter manuscript.
752
00:50:41,435 --> 00:50:44,268
Uh, no. Unpublished.
753
00:50:44,371 --> 00:50:46,669
Not a chance?
754
00:50:46,774 --> 00:50:48,765
Tell her that it's for Miranda Priestly.
755
00:50:48,876 --> 00:50:50,969
'Cause I think it makes a difference.
756
00:50:54,982 --> 00:50:57,746
Let me call you back.
757
00:50:57,851 --> 00:51:00,752
You probably don't remember me.
We met at James Holt's party.
758
00:51:00,854 --> 00:51:02,822
I'm Miranda Priestly's assistant.
759
00:51:02,923 --> 00:51:06,051
The Harry Potter manuscript?
Oh, you're kidding.
760
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,618
Uh, sorry to ask, but I'm desperate.
761
00:51:09,730 --> 00:51:12,961
Just tell her it can't be done.
You'll have to come up with a Plan "B."
762
00:51:13,067 --> 00:51:15,535
Well, this is Miranda Priestly
we're talking about.
763
00:51:15,636 --> 00:51:17,797
There is no Plan "B."
There's only Plan "A."
764
00:51:17,905 --> 00:51:21,204
Is she back? Am I fired?
765
00:51:21,308 --> 00:51:24,175
I rarely say this to people
who aren't me...
766
00:51:24,278 --> 00:51:27,008
but you have got to calm down.
767
00:51:27,114 --> 00:51:29,082
Bloody hell!
768
00:51:34,622 --> 00:51:36,522
Coat, bag.
769
00:51:38,692 --> 00:51:42,685
What's that? Oh, I don't want that.
I'm having lunch with Irv.
770
00:51:42,796 --> 00:51:45,822
I'll be back at 3:00.
I'd like my Starbucks waiting.
771
00:51:45,933 --> 00:51:50,996
Oh, and if you don't have
that Harry Potter book by then...
772
00:51:51,105 --> 00:51:53,767
don't even bother coming back.
773
00:52:06,553 --> 00:52:08,919
Hello.
774
00:52:09,023 --> 00:52:10,991
Quit? Are you sure?
775
00:52:11,091 --> 00:52:13,082
I failed.
She's gonna fire me anyway.
776
00:52:13,193 --> 00:52:15,684
- I might as well beat her to the punch.
- Wow.
777
00:52:15,796 --> 00:52:19,630
Andy, good for you.
Congratulations. You're free.
778
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:22,726
- Yeah. Well, listen, I'll call you later.
- Okay.
779
00:52:22,836 --> 00:52:25,361
Hello.
780
00:52:25,472 --> 00:52:27,440
I'm brilliant. No, really.
781
00:52:27,541 --> 00:52:31,773
- Monuments should be erected in my honor.
- You didn't.
782
00:52:31,879 --> 00:52:34,313
Oh, yes. A friend of a friend
does the cover art...
783
00:52:34,415 --> 00:52:36,315
and she happens
to have the manuscript.
784
00:52:38,352 --> 00:52:42,584
Oh, no, 'cause that would mean
that I actually did something right.
785
00:52:42,690 --> 00:52:45,955
It's just- Oh!
786
00:52:46,060 --> 00:52:47,960
The thing is, Christian, I was just-
787
00:52:48,062 --> 00:52:51,395
Look, you want this thing, you better hurry.
I'll meet you at the St. Regis.
788
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:02,140
Excuse me.
789
00:53:12,986 --> 00:53:15,784
- Welcome to the St. Regis.
May I assist you with anything?
- Oh. Yes.
790
00:53:15,889 --> 00:53:18,915
- Uh, I'm meeting someone at the King Cole Bar.
- Right this way.
791
00:53:21,528 --> 00:53:23,428
Hi.
792
00:53:23,530 --> 00:53:26,192
- You have one hour.
- Thank you.
793
00:53:36,076 --> 00:53:40,672
One copy. What are my twins
gonna do with that? Share?
794
00:53:40,781 --> 00:53:42,681
Oh, no, I made two copies...
795
00:53:42,783 --> 00:53:46,219
and had them covered, reset and bound
so that they wouldn't look like manuscripts.
796
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:50,120
This is an extra copy to have on file.
You know, just in case.
797
00:53:50,224 --> 00:53:53,193
Well, where are these fabulous copies?
I don't see them anywhere.
798
00:53:56,130 --> 00:53:59,224
They're with the twins,
on the train on the way to Grandma's.
799
00:54:01,633 --> 00:54:03,533
Is there anything else
I can do for you?
800
00:54:05,437 --> 00:54:08,964
Mm-mmm. That's all.
801
00:54:09,074 --> 00:54:10,701
Okay.
802
00:54:25,990 --> 00:54:29,448
- Hey.
- Hey. I went to Dean and Deluca.
803
00:54:29,561 --> 00:54:32,621
Man, they charge, like,
five dollars a strawberry there.
804
00:54:32,731 --> 00:54:36,223
But I figure since you quit your job...
805
00:54:36,334 --> 00:54:38,359
we should celebrate.
806
00:54:38,470 --> 00:54:41,462
- Listen, Nate.
- Wait a minute.
807
00:54:41,573 --> 00:54:44,440
You quit your job, but you're still working
on the twins' science project?
808
00:54:46,811 --> 00:54:48,938
Well, that's big of you.
809
00:54:49,047 --> 00:54:52,608
Okay, after we talked, I realized...
810
00:54:52,717 --> 00:54:57,780
it doesn't make sense throwing away
all those months of hard work.
811
00:54:57,889 --> 00:55:00,153
I just had a moment of weakness,
that's all.
812
00:55:00,258 --> 00:55:03,694
Yeah, well, either that,
or your job sucks and your boss is a wacko.
813
00:55:06,931 --> 00:55:10,594
All right. Whatever. It's your job.
814
00:55:13,638 --> 00:55:15,902
Nate.
815
00:55:16,007 --> 00:55:18,134
Come on.
816
00:55:18,243 --> 00:55:20,302
I'm still the same person I was.
817
00:55:20,412 --> 00:55:23,848
I still want the same things. Okay?
818
00:55:23,948 --> 00:55:28,044
- Mm-hmm.
- I promise. Same Andy, better clothes.
819
00:55:28,153 --> 00:55:31,281
I like the old clothes.
820
00:55:32,791 --> 00:55:35,385
Really?
821
00:55:35,493 --> 00:55:38,462
Well, what about these necklaces?
Do you like them?
822
00:55:39,931 --> 00:55:43,458
No? And this dress, it's new.
823
00:55:43,568 --> 00:55:45,593
Eh.
824
00:55:45,703 --> 00:55:49,366
Well, there is one other thing
that's new...
825
00:55:49,474 --> 00:55:51,465
that I thought you might like.
826
00:55:51,576 --> 00:55:55,068
But, uh-What about this?
827
00:55:57,048 --> 00:55:58,913
You don't like it.
I should better do-
828
00:55:59,017 --> 00:56:00,951
No, no, no, no.
829
00:56:19,971 --> 00:56:23,031
Is this number two look?
This is number two?
830
00:56:23,141 --> 00:56:27,373
- Hi.
- Hi. All right. Turn around for me, darling.
831
00:56:27,479 --> 00:56:29,709
Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it.
832
00:56:29,814 --> 00:56:31,839
The piece is called "urban jungle," right?
833
00:56:31,950 --> 00:56:35,511
Yes, the modern woman unleashes
the animal within to take on the big city.
834
00:56:35,620 --> 00:56:38,487
Good. Go.
835
00:56:38,590 --> 00:56:42,048
Sometimes I can't believe
I talk about this crap all day.
836
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,651
- Bobby, come here. Let me see.
- Oh, thank you.
837
00:56:44,762 --> 00:56:46,957
- Make sure Miranda gets these as soon as possible.
- Mm-hmm.
838
00:56:47,065 --> 00:56:49,295
And tell her I switched in the Dior
for the Rocha.
839
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:53,894
- Oh, great. Can't wait.
- Excuse me.
840
00:56:54,005 --> 00:56:56,303
- Can we adjust the attitude?
- I'm sorry.
841
00:56:56,407 --> 00:56:59,570
- Don't make me feed you to one of the models.
- I'm sorry.
842
00:56:59,677 --> 00:57:01,577
It's a busy day.
843
00:57:01,679 --> 00:57:03,977
My personal life
is hanging by a thread, that's all.
844
00:57:04,082 --> 00:57:07,347
Join the club. That's what happens
when you start doing well at work, darling.
845
00:57:07,452 --> 00:57:10,615
Let me know when your whole life
goes up in smoke.
846
00:57:10,722 --> 00:57:12,690
That means it's time for a promotion.
847
00:57:20,398 --> 00:57:23,265
No. All right, February,
back of the issue.
848
00:57:23,368 --> 00:57:25,928
Did anybody speak
with Salma's people yet?
849
00:57:26,037 --> 00:57:28,767
Yes, but she'd rather do a summer cover
because she has a movie coming out.
850
00:57:28,873 --> 00:57:33,071
No. Also, I'm pulling the Toobin piece
on the Supreme Court women-
851
00:57:33,177 --> 00:57:34,838
woman.
852
00:57:34,946 --> 00:57:37,414
And I need to see a new draft
on that piece...
853
00:57:37,515 --> 00:57:39,847
about shopping for a plastic surgeon-
It's dull.
854
00:57:39,951 --> 00:57:44,479
And this layout
for the Winter Wonderland spread.
855
00:57:44,589 --> 00:57:46,921
Not wonderful yet.
856
00:57:47,025 --> 00:57:48,856
Oh, okay. I-I'll look at it.
857
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,520
What about Testino?
Where are we on that?
858
00:57:51,629 --> 00:57:53,654
Zac Posen's doing
some very sculptural suits.
859
00:57:53,765 --> 00:57:56,700
So I suggested that, uh, Testino
shoot them at the Noguchi Garden.
860
00:57:56,801 --> 00:57:58,564
Perfect.
861
00:57:58,670 --> 00:58:01,230
Thank God somebody came to work today.
862
00:58:01,339 --> 00:58:04,069
What about accessories for April?
863
00:58:04,175 --> 00:58:07,702
One thought I had was enamel.
Um, bangles, pendants, earrings.
864
00:58:07,812 --> 00:58:09,905
No. We did that two years ago.
What else?
865
00:58:10,014 --> 00:58:13,313
Um, well, they're showing a lot of florals
right now, so I was thinking-
866
00:58:13,418 --> 00:58:17,821
Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.
867
00:58:17,922 --> 00:58:20,390
But we thought about shooting them
in an industrial space.
868
00:58:20,491 --> 00:58:23,289
We thought the contrast
between the femininity of the florals...
869
00:58:23,394 --> 00:58:26,124
and the more raw, rough-hewn background
would create this wonderful tension between-
870
00:58:26,230 --> 00:58:27,231
- No.
- Which?
871
00:58:27,266 --> 00:58:28,994
- No.
- Which?
872
00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:32,160
No.
873
00:58:37,709 --> 00:58:40,507
Does anybody else
have anything I can possibly use?
874
00:58:41,613 --> 00:58:44,446
Antibacterial wipes perhaps?
875
00:58:48,987 --> 00:58:53,151
- How's the cold doing?
- Like death warmed up actually.
876
00:58:53,257 --> 00:58:55,350
Oh, God.
877
00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:58,759
It's the benefit tonight.
I've been looking forward to it for months.
878
00:58:58,863 --> 00:59:02,026
I refuse to be sick.
I'm wearing Valentino, for crying out loud.
879
00:59:03,735 --> 00:59:06,898
Right. Well, everybody will
be leaving soon to get ready...
880
00:59:07,005 --> 00:59:11,032
so I suggest you go and drop Miranda's
Fendi bag off at the showroom...
881
00:59:11,142 --> 00:59:13,110
and then I suppose you can just go home.
882
00:59:13,211 --> 00:59:18,376
Yeah? Oh, well, that is great.
Perfect actually.
883
00:59:18,483 --> 00:59:21,816
I need to get to Magnolia Bakery before it closes.
It's Nate's birthday tonight.
884
00:59:21,919 --> 00:59:24,547
So we're, uh,
having a little party for him.
885
00:59:24,656 --> 00:59:27,716
Yeah, I'm hearing this,
and I wanna hear this.
886
00:59:29,494 --> 00:59:31,394
Bye.
887
00:59:32,630 --> 00:59:35,997
I love my job.
I love my job. I love my job.
888
00:59:44,542 --> 00:59:46,567
Hello?
889
00:59:50,214 --> 00:59:52,739
Before the benefit tonight,
I need to make sure...
890
00:59:52,850 --> 00:59:55,512
that you're both fully prepped
on the guest list.
891
00:59:55,620 --> 01:00:01,183
But I thought that only
the first assistant went to the benefit.
892
01:00:01,292 --> 01:00:03,760
Only when the first assistant
hasn't decided to become...
893
01:00:03,861 --> 01:00:06,352
an incubus of viral plague.
894
01:00:07,665 --> 01:00:10,828
You'll come and help Emily.
895
01:00:10,935 --> 01:00:14,200
- That's all.
- Right.
896
01:00:14,305 --> 01:00:17,638
These are all of the guests.
Miranda invites everyone.
897
01:00:17,742 --> 01:00:21,405
We have to make sure that they all think
she knows exactly who they are.
898
01:00:21,512 --> 01:00:23,673
And I've been studying for weeks.
899
01:00:23,781 --> 01:00:25,544
I have to learn all these by tonight?
900
01:00:25,650 --> 01:00:28,847
No, don't be silly, Andrea.
These too.
901
01:00:28,953 --> 01:00:32,753
Look, you better just start without me, okay?
I'll get there as soon as I can.
902
01:00:32,857 --> 01:00:34,984
Andy, come on, it's his birth-
903
01:00:35,093 --> 01:00:37,118
Okay, but hurry.
904
01:00:37,228 --> 01:00:39,958
Oh, please, believe me, I will.
This is the last thing that I wanna-
905
01:00:40,064 --> 01:00:43,898
Ooh, I love that. Uh, I'll call you
the second I'm leaving, okay?
906
01:00:44,001 --> 01:00:46,469
- Will that fit me?
- Oh, yeah.
907
01:00:46,571 --> 01:00:49,301
A little Crisco and some fishing line,
and we're in business.
908
01:01:16,768 --> 01:01:18,759
Well, nothing really. I mean, this is-
909
01:01:18,870 --> 01:01:23,068
I mean, really, this is
the social event of the season.
910
01:01:37,789 --> 01:01:41,657
Oh, oh, my God.
Andy, you look so chic.
911
01:01:41,759 --> 01:01:45,422
Oh, thanks, Em. You look so thin.
912
01:01:45,530 --> 01:01:47,430
- Do I?
- Yeah.
913
01:01:47,532 --> 01:01:49,932
Oh, it's for Paris.
I'm on this new diet.
914
01:01:50,034 --> 01:01:51,934
It's very effective.
Well, I don't eat anything.
915
01:01:52,036 --> 01:01:55,403
And then when I feel like I'm about to faint,
I eat a cube of cheese.
916
01:01:55,506 --> 01:01:57,406
- Well, it's definitely working.
- I know.
917
01:01:57,508 --> 01:02:00,033
I'm just one stomach flu
away from my goal weight.
918
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:21,029
That's John Folger, the new
artistic director of the Chelsea Rep.
919
01:02:21,132 --> 01:02:23,566
- John, thanks for coming.
- Hey there.
920
01:02:23,668 --> 01:02:26,398
- Oh, thank you.
It's always nice seeing you.
- Stop fidgeting.
921
01:02:26,504 --> 01:02:29,132
I'm sorry. I'm so late.
922
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,231
Just deal with it.
You have to be here.
923
01:02:36,681 --> 01:02:38,808
Emily, come here.
924
01:02:38,916 --> 01:02:41,749
Isn't that Jacqueline Follet
from French Runway?
925
01:02:41,853 --> 01:02:44,014
Oh, my God, and Miranda hates her.
926
01:02:44,121 --> 01:02:46,089
She was supposed to arrive
after Miranda left.
927
01:02:46,190 --> 01:02:47,680
- I didn't- Oh.
- Yeah.
928
01:02:47,792 --> 01:02:52,422
- Miranda, fabulous event as always.
- You brought Jacqueline.
929
01:02:52,530 --> 01:02:55,158
- Surprise.
- Quelle surprise.
930
01:02:57,435 --> 01:03:01,838
Oh, wonderful. We're so happy you were
able to come to our little gathering.
931
01:03:01,939 --> 01:03:05,670
Of course.
I plan my whole year around this.
932
01:03:05,776 --> 01:03:10,577
Well, we're so grateful that you do.
933
01:03:12,016 --> 01:03:15,110
- Ciao.
- Have you gotten my note?
934
01:03:15,219 --> 01:03:17,483
Yes, I did.
We'll discuss it on Wednesday.
935
01:03:17,588 --> 01:03:21,115
- Yes, I agree. No business tonight.
- Not tonight.
936
01:03:21,225 --> 01:03:23,193
Enjoy.
937
01:03:23,294 --> 01:03:25,455
Em.
938
01:03:25,563 --> 01:03:27,531
Oh, thanks. Thanks.
939
01:03:31,836 --> 01:03:36,068
Oh, um- Oh, my God.
I just can't remember what his name is.
940
01:03:36,173 --> 01:03:38,641
I just saw his name this morning
on the list.
941
01:03:38,743 --> 01:03:41,610
It's- Oh, I know this.
It's something to do with-
942
01:03:41,712 --> 01:03:46,809
Wait, he was- he was part of the-
Oh, God, I know this. Um-
943
01:03:46,918 --> 01:03:51,548
It's Ambassador Franklin, and that's
the woman that he left his wife for, Rebecca.
944
01:03:54,425 --> 01:03:56,893
- Rebecca. Ambassador.
- Miranda.
945
01:03:56,994 --> 01:03:59,724
- You look fabulous.
- Oh, very kind.
946
01:03:59,830 --> 01:04:03,061
Thank you.
947
01:04:11,008 --> 01:04:12,908
- Look at you.
- Hello.
948
01:04:13,010 --> 01:04:15,103
You're-You're a vision.
949
01:04:15,212 --> 01:04:17,908
- Oh.
- Thank God I saved your job.
950
01:04:18,015 --> 01:04:22,850
You know,
I figured out a few things on my own too.
951
01:04:22,954 --> 01:04:25,320
Turns out,
I'm not as nice as you thought.
952
01:04:25,423 --> 01:04:27,914
I hope not.
953
01:04:28,025 --> 01:04:30,118
Well, if it weren't
for the stupid boyfriend...
954
01:04:30,227 --> 01:04:33,196
I'd have to whisk you away
right here and now.
955
01:04:34,765 --> 01:04:38,496
- Do you actually say things like that to people?
- Evidently.
956
01:04:38,602 --> 01:04:41,298
Well, I gotta go.
957
01:04:41,405 --> 01:04:44,306
Are you sure? 'Cause my editor
for New York Magazine is inside...
958
01:04:44,408 --> 01:04:46,433
and, you know,
I could introduce you two.
959
01:04:46,544 --> 01:04:51,140
- You sent over your stuff
for me to look at? Remember?
- Yeah.
960
01:04:51,248 --> 01:04:55,981
All right, I gotta admit, I only read a couple.
It was a very large packet you sent.
961
01:04:56,087 --> 01:04:57,987
- Yeah.
- But what I did read wasn't half bad.
962
01:04:58,089 --> 01:05:00,523
And, you know, I think-
I think you have a talent, Andy.
963
01:05:00,624 --> 01:05:03,457
He should meet you.
964
01:05:03,561 --> 01:05:05,620
Why don't you come in?
Just for one drink.
965
01:05:05,730 --> 01:05:09,826
Um, okay, yeah.
I guess I could for one-
966
01:05:09,934 --> 01:05:13,131
No, I can't.
I'm sorry, but I have to go.
967
01:05:13,237 --> 01:05:16,798
All right.
Give my best to the boyfriend.
968
01:05:24,081 --> 01:05:26,242
Roy, I'm sorry.
Can you go any faster?
969
01:05:26,350 --> 01:05:29,148
I'm sure Nate will understand.
970
01:05:31,322 --> 01:05:33,222
Yeah.
971
01:05:36,260 --> 01:05:38,057
Hey.
972
01:05:53,177 --> 01:05:55,441
Happy birthday.
973
01:05:59,517 --> 01:06:02,384
Nate, I'm so sorry.
974
01:06:02,486 --> 01:06:06,547
I kept trying to leave,
but there was a lot going on.
975
01:06:06,657 --> 01:06:08,750
And, you know, I didn't have a choice.
976
01:06:08,859 --> 01:06:10,759
Don't worry about it.
977
01:06:10,861 --> 01:06:13,887
I'm gonna go to bed.
978
01:06:15,866 --> 01:06:18,266
Can we at least talk about this?
979
01:06:26,410 --> 01:06:28,537
You look really pretty.
980
01:07:10,187 --> 01:07:12,087
Andrea?
981
01:07:24,235 --> 01:07:27,432
- Do you have the Book?
- Oh. Uh-
982
01:07:30,141 --> 01:07:32,769
Mm.
983
01:07:32,877 --> 01:07:36,176
Paris is the most important week
of my entire year.
984
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:39,511
I need the best possible team with me.
985
01:07:40,985 --> 01:07:43,044
That no longer includes Emily.
986
01:07:45,556 --> 01:07:48,491
Wait. You want me to-
987
01:07:48,592 --> 01:07:51,857
No, Miranda.
988
01:07:51,962 --> 01:07:54,157
Emily would die.
989
01:07:54,265 --> 01:07:57,723
Her whole life is about Paris.
990
01:07:57,835 --> 01:08:02,204
She hasn't eaten in weeks.
I-I can't... do that.
991
01:08:02,306 --> 01:08:05,070
Miranda, I can't.
992
01:08:05,176 --> 01:08:08,270
If you don't go, I'll assume you're
not serious about your future...
993
01:08:08,379 --> 01:08:12,110
at Runway or any other publication.
994
01:08:17,955 --> 01:08:19,980
The decision's yours.
995
01:08:21,992 --> 01:08:24,222
That's all.
996
01:09:23,254 --> 01:09:27,020
Hey, Andy.
997
01:09:27,124 --> 01:09:29,354
- Hey.
- You coming to bed anytime soon?
998
01:09:29,460 --> 01:09:31,621
Uh, yeah. Five minutes, okay?
999
01:10:27,785 --> 01:10:29,810
Andrea, don't forget to tell Emily.
1000
01:10:32,156 --> 01:10:34,454
Do it now.
1001
01:10:43,434 --> 01:10:46,528
Don't pick up.
1002
01:10:46,637 --> 01:10:49,197
- Don't pick up. Don't pick up. Don't pick-
- Hi.
1003
01:10:49,306 --> 01:10:51,206
- Emily.
- Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late.
1004
01:10:51,308 --> 01:10:53,902
It's just Miranda wanted
some scarves from Hermès.
1005
01:10:54,011 --> 01:10:56,571
And she did tell me yesterday,
but I forgot like an idiot.
1006
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:58,580
And so I freaked out, of course.
1007
01:10:58,682 --> 01:11:01,412
Emily, Emily, I-I need to talk to you.
1008
01:11:01,518 --> 01:11:04,487
I called Martine at home, and she opened
the shop early. Whoa! I'm sorry.
1009
01:11:04,588 --> 01:11:07,489
She opened the shop early for me,
so I got them, which is great.
1010
01:11:07,591 --> 01:11:11,027
Okay. Um, Emily,
wh-when you come in...
1011
01:11:11,128 --> 01:11:13,426
there's something
I have to talk to you about.
1012
01:11:13,530 --> 01:11:16,226
- Well, I hope it's not another Miranda problem.
- Not exactly.
1013
01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:19,860
Well, good, because I've got so much
to deal with before I go. I swear to God-
1014
01:11:22,606 --> 01:11:26,770
Oh, my God!
1015
01:11:26,877 --> 01:11:28,708
Emily?
1016
01:11:37,955 --> 01:11:41,584
I don't care if she was gonna fire you
or beat you with a red-hot poker!
1017
01:11:41,692 --> 01:11:43,592
You should have said no.
1018
01:11:43,694 --> 01:11:45,685
Emily, I didn't have a choice.
1019
01:11:45,796 --> 01:11:47,889
- Oh. Please.
- You know how she is.
1020
01:11:47,998 --> 01:11:50,592
That is a pathetic excuse.
1021
01:11:54,471 --> 01:11:56,371
Thanks.
1022
01:11:56,473 --> 01:11:58,941
Do you know what really just...
1023
01:11:59,042 --> 01:12:01,704
gets me about this whole thing...
1024
01:12:01,812 --> 01:12:06,112
is that, you know, you're the one who said
you don't really care about this stuff.
1025
01:12:06,216 --> 01:12:10,118
And you don't really care about fashion.
You just wanna be a journalist.
1026
01:12:10,220 --> 01:12:12,120
What a pile of bollocks!
1027
01:12:12,222 --> 01:12:14,281
Emily, I know you're mad.
I don't blame you.
1028
01:12:14,391 --> 01:12:18,487
Face it, you sold your soul the day
you put on that first pair of Jimmy Choo's.
1029
01:12:18,595 --> 01:12:23,430
I saw it. And you know what really
just kills me about this whole thing...
1030
01:12:23,534 --> 01:12:25,559
is the clothes that you're gonna get.
1031
01:12:25,669 --> 01:12:28,467
I mean, you don't deserve them.
1032
01:12:28,572 --> 01:12:31,268
You eat carbs, for Christ's sake.
1033
01:12:31,375 --> 01:12:35,675
God, it's so unfair!
1034
01:12:35,779 --> 01:12:38,111
- Emily.
- Just go.
1035
01:12:44,521 --> 01:12:46,580
- Emily, I-
- I said go!
1036
01:12:52,529 --> 01:12:55,123
- You are going to Paris
for the couture shows?
- Mm-hmm.
1037
01:12:55,232 --> 01:12:57,928
- That's the coolest fashion event of the year.
- Mm-hmm.
1038
01:12:58,035 --> 01:13:00,230
- I mean, who are you going to see, Galliano?
- Yeah.
1039
01:13:00,337 --> 01:13:03,135
- And Lagerfeld and Nicholas Ghesquiere.
- Yep.
1040
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:06,004
Yes. Okay, now you're scaring me.
1041
01:13:06,109 --> 01:13:09,203
- Hey.
- Hey.
1042
01:13:09,313 --> 01:13:13,374
- This show is amazing. I am so proud of you.
- Thank you.
1043
01:13:13,484 --> 01:13:16,180
Okay, start with the photos in the back
and work your way forward.
1044
01:13:16,286 --> 01:13:18,345
That is the way I designed it.
It is brilliant.
1045
01:13:18,455 --> 01:13:19,820
- You will love it.
- Of course.
1046
01:13:19,923 --> 01:13:22,414
And you, I have somebody
I want you to meet, okay?
1047
01:13:22,526 --> 01:13:24,460
Ooh, art and sex. Lead the way.
1048
01:13:24,561 --> 01:13:26,552
- See you later.
- Okay.
1049
01:13:44,948 --> 01:13:49,248
Hey. Hey, Miranda girl.
1050
01:13:51,188 --> 01:13:54,715
- Hi.
- I was just thinking about you.
1051
01:13:54,825 --> 01:13:56,759
Oh, come on.
1052
01:13:56,860 --> 01:13:58,760
- It's true.
- No.
1053
01:13:58,862 --> 01:14:03,458
I'm profiling Gaultier for Interview
and, uh, making my Paris plans.
1054
01:14:03,567 --> 01:14:07,970
I found myself wondering
if, uh, you were gonna be there.
1055
01:14:08,071 --> 01:14:13,236
Well, actually, um, I am going.
1056
01:14:13,343 --> 01:14:17,939
Great. I'm staying in a fantastic
little hotel in the Seventh...
1057
01:14:18,048 --> 01:14:22,041
right across the street from the falafel
restaurant that will change your life.
1058
01:14:22,152 --> 01:14:27,146
I'm sorry. I'll be too busy working.
1059
01:14:27,257 --> 01:14:29,885
You'll have to find
someone else's life to change.
1060
01:14:31,395 --> 01:14:33,590
Well, that's just it.
1061
01:14:33,697 --> 01:14:35,892
I'm beginning to wonder if I can.
1062
01:14:49,012 --> 01:14:50,536
Lily.
1063
01:14:51,949 --> 01:14:54,110
Lily, he's just a guy I know from work.
1064
01:14:54,217 --> 01:14:57,084
- Yeah, that looked like work.
- Look, you're making a big deal out of-
1065
01:14:57,187 --> 01:15:00,588
You know, the Andy I know
is madly in love with Nate...
1066
01:15:00,691 --> 01:15:02,886
is always five minutes early...
1067
01:15:02,993 --> 01:15:05,723
and thinks, I don't know,
Club Monaco is couture.
1068
01:15:05,829 --> 01:15:09,424
For the last 16 years, I've known
everything about that Andy.
1069
01:15:09,533 --> 01:15:13,492
But this person? This "glamazon"
who skulks around in corners...
1070
01:15:13,604 --> 01:15:16,630
with some random hot fashion guy?
1071
01:15:16,740 --> 01:15:18,765
I don't get her.
1072
01:15:18,875 --> 01:15:22,333
- Lily.
- Have fun in Paris.
1073
01:15:23,447 --> 01:15:25,881
You going to Paris?
1074
01:15:25,983 --> 01:15:28,611
Uh, yeah. It just happened.
1075
01:15:28,719 --> 01:15:32,177
I thought Paris
was a big deal for Emily or-
1076
01:15:32,289 --> 01:15:35,122
Great. Now you're gonna
give me a hard time too?
1077
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:40,491
Hey, Andy. Andy!
1078
01:15:40,597 --> 01:15:43,862
- Andy, what the hell is wrong with you?
- I-I didn't have a choice, okay?
1079
01:15:43,967 --> 01:15:46,128
- Miranda asked me, and I couldn't say no.
- I know.
1080
01:15:46,236 --> 01:15:48,261
That's your answer for everything lately,
"I didn't have a choice."
1081
01:15:48,372 --> 01:15:50,272
- Like this job was forced on you.
- Nate, I get it, okay?
1082
01:15:50,374 --> 01:15:52,308
Like you don't make
these decisions yourself.
1083
01:15:52,409 --> 01:15:54,775
You're mad because I work late all the time
and I missed your birthday party.
1084
01:15:54,878 --> 01:15:57,278
- And I'm sorry.
- Oh, come on. What am I, four?
1085
01:15:57,381 --> 01:16:00,214
You-You hate Runway
and Miranda.
1086
01:16:00,317 --> 01:16:03,184
And you think fashion is stupid.
You've made that clear.
1087
01:16:03,286 --> 01:16:06,653
Andy, I make
port wine reductions all day.
1088
01:16:06,757 --> 01:16:08,850
I'm not exactly in the Peace Corps.
1089
01:16:08,959 --> 01:16:11,894
You know, I wouldn't care if you were
out there pole dancing all night...
1090
01:16:11,995 --> 01:16:14,520
as long as you did it
with a little integrity.
1091
01:16:14,631 --> 01:16:16,360
You used to say this was just a job.
1092
01:16:16,466 --> 01:16:18,798
You used to make fun
of the Runway girls.
1093
01:16:18,902 --> 01:16:20,893
What happened?
Now you've become one of them.
1094
01:16:22,406 --> 01:16:26,206
- That's absurd.
- That's okay. That's fine. Just own up to it.
1095
01:16:26,309 --> 01:16:30,439
And then we can stop pretending like
we have anything in common anymore.
1096
01:16:30,547 --> 01:16:33,846
- You don't mean that, do you?
- No, I do.
1097
01:16:41,024 --> 01:16:43,015
Well...
1098
01:16:43,126 --> 01:16:45,094
maybe this trip
is coming at a good time.
1099
01:16:45,195 --> 01:16:47,493
Maybe we should take a break.
1100
01:16:54,671 --> 01:16:57,265
Nate?
1101
01:17:06,183 --> 01:17:09,778
I'm sorry. Just... one second?
1102
01:17:11,955 --> 01:17:14,150
You know,
in case you were wondering...
1103
01:17:14,257 --> 01:17:18,193
the person whose calls you always take,
that's the relationship you're in.
1104
01:17:18,295 --> 01:17:20,263
I hope you two
are very happy together.
1105
01:17:29,439 --> 01:17:31,566
Hello, Miranda.
1106
01:18:45,148 --> 01:18:47,048
Pardon. Miranda.
1107
01:18:47,150 --> 01:18:50,051
Maestro. Mmm.
1108
01:18:50,153 --> 01:18:53,145
How are you? So glad to see you.
Thank you for coming.
1109
01:18:53,256 --> 01:18:57,124
- You like the collection?
- Absolutely. I think it's the best in years.
1110
01:18:57,227 --> 01:18:59,718
- This is very important for me.
Very, very important.
- I'm very happy for you.
1111
01:18:59,830 --> 01:19:02,060
- This is my new Emily.
- Hello. How do you do?
1112
01:19:02,165 --> 01:19:04,690
- I'm good. Pleasure.
- Nice to meet you.
1113
01:19:04,801 --> 01:19:06,701
You love the show?
1114
01:19:11,274 --> 01:19:14,141
Miranda. This way!
1115
01:19:20,150 --> 01:19:22,812
Miranda. Nigel.
Fashion's great gatekeepers.
1116
01:19:22,919 --> 01:19:27,982
Miranda, what is Runway's position
on French fashion versus American fashion?
1117
01:19:28,091 --> 01:19:30,559
- I've been thinking-
- Oh.
1118
01:19:30,660 --> 01:19:34,357
- You still owe me for Harry Potter.
- Oh, do I?
1119
01:19:34,464 --> 01:19:36,432
- Of course you do. Are you working tonight?
- Oh!
1120
01:19:36,533 --> 01:19:40,993
- No, actually Miranda has a dinner.
- Great, you're free.
1121
01:19:41,104 --> 01:19:44,267
Oh, but there is the problem
of le boyfriend.
1122
01:19:44,374 --> 01:19:48,174
Wait, don't tell me.
The boyfriend non plus?
1123
01:19:48,278 --> 01:19:50,940
Je suis très, très desolé.
1124
01:19:51,047 --> 01:19:53,015
Oh, you're so full of it.
You're not desolé at all.
1125
01:19:53,116 --> 01:19:55,676
No, not even a little.
What time should I pick you up?
1126
01:19:57,020 --> 01:19:58,954
- Uh-
- I'll call you.
1127
01:19:59,055 --> 01:20:01,785
Yeah.
1128
01:20:19,009 --> 01:20:20,909
Oh.
1129
01:20:23,146 --> 01:20:26,604
Oh, there you are.
1130
01:20:26,716 --> 01:20:32,086
We need to go over the seating,
uh, chart for the luncheon.
1131
01:20:32,188 --> 01:20:35,783
Okay. Um, yeah, sure.
1132
01:20:35,892 --> 01:20:38,918
I have it right here.
1133
01:20:42,532 --> 01:20:46,559
By all means, move at a glacial pace.
You know how that thrills me.
1134
01:20:53,410 --> 01:20:55,810
Okay.
1135
01:20:55,912 --> 01:20:59,143
So...
1136
01:20:59,249 --> 01:21:04,448
first of all, we need to move
Snoop Dogg to my table.
1137
01:21:04,554 --> 01:21:06,454
But your table's full.
1138
01:21:08,024 --> 01:21:09,924
Stephen isn't coming.
1139
01:21:10,026 --> 01:21:12,927
Oh, Stephen is-
1140
01:21:13,029 --> 01:21:17,022
So I don't need to fetch Stephen
from the airport tomorrow?
1141
01:21:17,133 --> 01:21:21,365
Well, if you speak to him
and he decides to rethink the divorce...
1142
01:21:21,471 --> 01:21:24,497
then, yes, fetch away.
1143
01:21:24,607 --> 01:21:28,043
You're very fetching, so go fetch.
1144
01:21:33,383 --> 01:21:37,581
And then when we get back to New York,
we need to contact, um...
1145
01:21:39,322 --> 01:21:43,156
Leslie to see what she can do
to minimize the press...
1146
01:21:44,594 --> 01:21:46,494
on all this.
1147
01:21:49,699 --> 01:21:52,133
Another divorce...
1148
01:21:52,235 --> 01:21:55,295
splashed across page six.
1149
01:21:55,405 --> 01:21:58,431
I can just imagine what they're
gonna write about me.
1150
01:21:58,541 --> 01:22:02,807
The Dragon Lady, career-obsessed.
1151
01:22:02,912 --> 01:22:06,313
Snow Queen drives away
another Mr. Priestly.
1152
01:22:07,550 --> 01:22:10,075
Rupert Murdoch
should cut me a check...
1153
01:22:10,186 --> 01:22:12,677
for all the papers I sell for him.
1154
01:22:14,691 --> 01:22:16,818
Anyway, I don't-
1155
01:22:16,926 --> 01:22:19,986
I don't really care
what anybody writes about me.
1156
01:22:22,432 --> 01:22:25,401
But my- my girls, I just-
1157
01:22:25,502 --> 01:22:28,869
It's just so unfair to the girls.
1158
01:22:28,972 --> 01:22:30,872
It's just...
1159
01:22:33,243 --> 01:22:35,234
another disappointment...
1160
01:22:35,345 --> 01:22:38,940
another letdown,
another father... figure-
1161
01:22:39,049 --> 01:22:41,950
gone.
1162
01:22:43,153 --> 01:22:47,214
Anyway, the point is-
1163
01:22:47,323 --> 01:22:50,918
The point is-
1164
01:22:51,027 --> 01:22:55,259
The point is we really need to
figure out where to place Donatella...
1165
01:22:55,365 --> 01:22:58,391
because she's barely
speaking to anyone.
1166
01:23:07,977 --> 01:23:10,969
I'm so sorry, Miranda.
1167
01:23:11,081 --> 01:23:13,641
If you want me to cancel
your evening, I can.
1168
01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:16,981
Don't be ridiculous.
Why would we do that?
1169
01:23:18,088 --> 01:23:20,386
Um, is-
1170
01:23:20,490 --> 01:23:22,458
Is there anything else I can do?
1171
01:23:23,993 --> 01:23:25,984
Your job.
1172
01:23:29,165 --> 01:23:31,099
That's all.
1173
01:23:57,193 --> 01:23:59,252
Hi. I need Miranda's itinerary
for tomorrow.
1174
01:23:59,362 --> 01:24:01,262
- Okay. Come on in.
- All right? Thanks.
1175
01:24:05,935 --> 01:24:08,768
- Who put that together for you?
- This?
1176
01:24:08,872 --> 01:24:11,864
Oh, it's just-
it's just something I threw on.
1177
01:24:11,975 --> 01:24:15,103
Turn around. Let me see. Turn.
1178
01:24:15,211 --> 01:24:19,045
- Mm. Incroyable.
- Yeah?
1179
01:24:19,149 --> 01:24:22,141
- It's really just- No, it's- No, gorgeous.
- Yeah? Okay, good.
1180
01:24:22,252 --> 01:24:25,483
Really. I think that
my work here is done.
1181
01:24:25,588 --> 01:24:27,647
Oh.
1182
01:24:27,757 --> 01:24:30,225
We're going to celebrate.
I'm going to get some champagne.
1183
01:24:30,326 --> 01:24:32,521
Okay. What are we toasting?
1184
01:24:32,629 --> 01:24:37,328
We are toasting, my dear,
to the dream job.
1185
01:24:37,433 --> 01:24:41,392
The one that a million girls wanted.
1186
01:24:41,504 --> 01:24:44,029
Which I got months ago.
1187
01:24:44,140 --> 01:24:46,574
I'm not talking about you.
1188
01:24:46,676 --> 01:24:49,372
Mm-hmm.
1189
01:24:49,479 --> 01:24:51,743
- James Holt-
- Yeah.
1190
01:24:51,848 --> 01:24:53,748
Massimo Corteleoni...
1191
01:24:55,351 --> 01:24:57,819
is investing in James's company
and taking it global.
1192
01:24:57,921 --> 01:25:02,085
- Mm-hmm.
- Bags, shoes, fragrances- the works.
1193
01:25:03,226 --> 01:25:06,491
And James needs a partner.
1194
01:25:06,596 --> 01:25:12,432
And that partner would be me.
1195
01:25:14,571 --> 01:25:16,903
- Does Miranda-
- No, no, Miranda knows, because-
1196
01:25:17,006 --> 01:25:19,600
- Oh.
- Oh, she put me up for it.
God, no. Can you imagine?
1197
01:25:19,709 --> 01:25:22,109
But- But- But you're leaving.
1198
01:25:22,212 --> 01:25:25,010
- Mm-hmm.
- I can't imagine Runway without you.
1199
01:25:25,114 --> 01:25:28,140
I know, I know,
but I'm so excited though.
1200
01:25:28,251 --> 01:25:32,517
This is the first time in 18 years I'm going
to be able to call the shots in my own life.
1201
01:25:32,622 --> 01:25:35,056
Oh, my God!
1202
01:25:35,158 --> 01:25:40,221
I'm going to be able to come to Paris
and actually see Paris.
1203
01:25:42,298 --> 01:25:44,766
Well, congratulations.
1204
01:25:44,867 --> 01:25:48,064
- Huh? Oh.
- Nigel, you deserve it.
1205
01:25:50,406 --> 01:25:53,705
You bet your size-six ass.
1206
01:25:53,810 --> 01:25:56,973
- Four.
- Really?
1207
01:25:57,080 --> 01:25:58,980
Cheers.
1208
01:25:59,082 --> 01:26:02,711
- Cheers to you.
- To us.
1209
01:26:02,819 --> 01:26:05,049
Let me see that.
1210
01:26:08,658 --> 01:26:13,459
Okay, I just wanna say that yes, there are things
Miranda does that I don't agree with, but-
1211
01:26:13,563 --> 01:26:16,191
- Come on. You hate her. Just admit it to me.
- No.
1212
01:26:16,299 --> 01:26:18,767
She's a- She's a notorious sadist...
1213
01:26:18,868 --> 01:26:20,995
and not- not in a good way.
1214
01:26:21,104 --> 01:26:24,369
Okay, she's tough,
but if Miranda were a man...
1215
01:26:24,474 --> 01:26:28,069
no one would notice anything about her,
except how great she is at her job.
1216
01:26:28,177 --> 01:26:31,112
I'm sorry. I can't-
1217
01:26:31,214 --> 01:26:34,274
- I can't believe this. You're defending her?
- Yeah.
1218
01:26:34,384 --> 01:26:37,615
The wide-eyed girl peddling
her earnest newspaper stories?
1219
01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:40,848
You, my friend,
are crossing over to the dark side.
1220
01:26:42,458 --> 01:26:44,358
I resent that.
1221
01:26:44,460 --> 01:26:47,657
- You shouldn't. It's sexy.
- Sexy?
1222
01:26:50,700 --> 01:26:53,669
- Really?
- Really.
1223
01:26:58,141 --> 01:27:00,609
So do you-
do you know where we're going?
1224
01:27:00,710 --> 01:27:02,302
- 'Cause I'm lost.
- Yeah.
1225
01:27:02,412 --> 01:27:05,040
Yeah, don't worry. I know this city
like the back of my hand.
1226
01:27:05,148 --> 01:27:08,208
It's my favorite place
in the whole world.
1227
01:27:08,318 --> 01:27:10,218
You know, Gertrude Stein once said...
1228
01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:14,848
"America is my country,
and Paris is my hometown."
1229
01:27:14,957 --> 01:27:17,084
It's true.
1230
01:27:17,193 --> 01:27:19,161
What do you do?
1231
01:27:19,262 --> 01:27:21,253
Do you just write stuff like that down...
1232
01:27:21,364 --> 01:27:24,856
and then file it away to use on us girls?
1233
01:27:24,967 --> 01:27:28,425
- I'm Christian Thompson. That's my way.
- That's your way. Right.
1234
01:27:28,538 --> 01:27:31,166
I work freelance.
I have a lot of free time on my hands.
1235
01:27:33,142 --> 01:27:35,804
You know, I never understood...
1236
01:27:35,912 --> 01:27:38,972
why everyone was so crazy about Paris...
1237
01:27:39,082 --> 01:27:43,883
but... it is so beautiful.
1238
01:27:46,322 --> 01:27:50,691
Mm. I-I can't. I'm sorry.
1239
01:27:50,793 --> 01:27:55,628
I can't. You know, Nate and I just split up
a couple days ago, and I can't.
1240
01:27:58,835 --> 01:28:01,269
Ooh. I've had too much wine.
1241
01:28:01,371 --> 01:28:04,898
And my hearing-vision-
judgment's impaired.
1242
01:28:08,745 --> 01:28:11,680
No, I barely know you.
I'm in a strange city.
1243
01:28:13,616 --> 01:28:17,712
I... am out of excuses.
1244
01:28:17,820 --> 01:28:19,549
Thank God.
1245
01:29:07,937 --> 01:29:09,837
Yes.
1246
01:29:13,376 --> 01:29:15,469
Oh, shoot.
1247
01:29:23,619 --> 01:29:25,814
Bonjour, madame.
1248
01:29:25,922 --> 01:29:28,356
Uh, what the hell is this?
1249
01:29:28,458 --> 01:29:31,689
What does it look like?
It's a mock-up.
1250
01:29:31,794 --> 01:29:33,921
Yeah. Of?
1251
01:29:34,030 --> 01:29:39,161
Of what American Runway will look like
when Jacqueline Follet is the new editor in chief.
1252
01:29:39,268 --> 01:29:42,362
Wh-They're replacing Miranda?
1253
01:29:42,472 --> 01:29:46,272
Yeah. And she's bringing me in
to run all the editorial content.
1254
01:29:48,578 --> 01:29:50,808
You're really surprised?
1255
01:29:50,913 --> 01:29:54,679
Jacqueline's a lot younger than Miranda.
She has a fresher take on things.
1256
01:29:54,784 --> 01:30:00,222
Not to mention American Runway's one
of the most expensive books in the business.
1257
01:30:00,323 --> 01:30:04,453
Jacqueline does the same thing
for a lot less money.
1258
01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:08,052
And Irv-
Irv's a businessman, you know.
1259
01:30:08,164 --> 01:30:12,464
Miranda will be devastated. Her whole life
is about Runway. He can't do that to her.
1260
01:30:12,568 --> 01:30:16,026
It's done. Irv's gonna tell Miranda
after the party for James.
1261
01:30:16,138 --> 01:30:18,163
And she has no idea?
1262
01:30:18,274 --> 01:30:20,742
She's a big girl. She'll be fine.
1263
01:30:21,978 --> 01:30:25,072
Shi- I have to go.
1264
01:30:25,181 --> 01:30:27,172
Andy.
1265
01:30:27,283 --> 01:30:29,478
Andy, it's done.
1266
01:30:29,585 --> 01:30:31,712
Baby, it's done.
1267
01:30:33,122 --> 01:30:35,556
I'm not your baby.
1268
01:30:43,766 --> 01:30:46,166
Allo.
1269
01:30:46,269 --> 01:30:48,703
Oh! Oh! Thank God you're there.
1270
01:30:48,804 --> 01:30:51,466
- Excuse me?
- I need to talk to you right away.
1271
01:30:51,574 --> 01:30:53,872
It's about Jacqueline Follet.
1272
01:30:53,976 --> 01:30:58,538
Shit! Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit!
1273
01:31:14,764 --> 01:31:18,757
- Yes.
- Mr. Ravitz, I'm so sorry to bother you.
I was wondering-
1274
01:31:18,868 --> 01:31:21,462
Have you completely lost your mind?
1275
01:31:21,571 --> 01:31:25,735
- I need to talk to you.
- Do not disturb me again.
1276
01:31:25,841 --> 01:31:28,867
But, um, it's just for one- Miranda!
1277
01:31:47,063 --> 01:31:50,794
Miranda. Miranda.
Wait, I need to talk to you.
1278
01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:53,460
Irv is making Jacqueline Follet
the editor in chief of Runway.
1279
01:31:53,569 --> 01:31:55,560
Christian Thompson told me
he's gonna work for her.
1280
01:31:55,671 --> 01:31:59,107
Irv is going to tell you today. I thought
maybe if I told you, that you could fix it.
1281
01:31:59,208 --> 01:32:01,108
Do I smell freesias?
1282
01:32:01,210 --> 01:32:05,408
What? No.
I-I specifically told them-
1283
01:32:05,514 --> 01:32:09,951
If I see freesias anywhere...
1284
01:32:10,052 --> 01:32:13,283
I will be very disappointed.
1285
01:32:13,389 --> 01:32:17,826
For 72 years, Runway
has been more than a magazine.
1286
01:32:17,927 --> 01:32:21,590
It has been a beacon
of elegance and grace.
1287
01:32:21,697 --> 01:32:27,033
Miranda Priestly is the finest
possible guardian of that beacon...
1288
01:32:27,136 --> 01:32:32,472
setting a standard that inspires
people across the globe.
1289
01:32:32,575 --> 01:32:36,511
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you Miranda Priestly.
1290
01:32:54,163 --> 01:32:57,860
Thank you, my dear friend.
1291
01:32:57,967 --> 01:33:00,868
Bonjour.
1292
01:33:00,970 --> 01:33:04,030
Thank you very much
for coming today...
1293
01:33:04,140 --> 01:33:08,577
to help celebrate
our dear friend, James Holt.
1294
01:33:16,552 --> 01:33:20,215
But before I talk to you about James...
1295
01:33:20,322 --> 01:33:23,814
and his many accomplishments...
1296
01:33:23,926 --> 01:33:27,726
I would like first to share
some news with you.
1297
01:33:29,632 --> 01:33:32,726
Um, as many of you know...
1298
01:33:32,835 --> 01:33:35,565
uh, recently Massimo Corteleoni...
1299
01:33:35,671 --> 01:33:39,732
has agreed to finance the expansion
of the James Holt label...
1300
01:33:39,842 --> 01:33:43,835
transforming the work
of this visionary artist...
1301
01:33:43,946 --> 01:33:48,406
into a global brand,
which is really an exciting enterprise.
1302
01:33:48,517 --> 01:33:52,578
Runway and James Holt share
many things in common...
1303
01:33:52,688 --> 01:33:56,852
chief among them,
a commitment to excellence.
1304
01:33:56,959 --> 01:34:01,726
And so, it should come as no surprise
that when the time came...
1305
01:34:01,831 --> 01:34:06,393
for James to choose the new president
of James Holt International...
1306
01:34:06,502 --> 01:34:09,437
he chose from within
the Runway family.
1307
01:34:09,538 --> 01:34:13,599
And it's my great happiness today...
1308
01:34:13,709 --> 01:34:17,406
to announce to you all
that that person...
1309
01:34:17,513 --> 01:34:22,883
is my friend
and longtime esteemed colleague...
1310
01:34:22,985 --> 01:34:24,885
Jacqueline Follet.
1311
01:34:37,733 --> 01:34:39,667
Thank you. Merci.
1312
01:34:56,418 --> 01:34:59,114
And now to the main event...
1313
01:34:59,221 --> 01:35:02,452
our celebration of James Holt.
1314
01:35:02,558 --> 01:35:05,322
We at Runway
are very proud to have been-
1315
01:35:07,029 --> 01:35:09,395
When the time is right,
she'll pay me back.
1316
01:35:12,368 --> 01:35:14,893
You sure about that?
1317
01:35:15,004 --> 01:35:17,302
No.
1318
01:35:17,406 --> 01:35:20,432
But I hope for the best.
1319
01:35:20,543 --> 01:35:22,943
I have to.
1320
01:35:42,198 --> 01:35:44,393
You thought I didn't know.
1321
01:35:46,368 --> 01:35:49,895
I've known what was happening
for quite some time.
1322
01:35:50,005 --> 01:35:55,568
It just took me a little while to find
a suitable alternative for Jacqueline.
1323
01:35:55,678 --> 01:36:01,048
And that James Holtjob
was so absurdly overpaid...
1324
01:36:01,150 --> 01:36:03,880
that, of course, she jumped at it.
1325
01:36:03,986 --> 01:36:08,150
So I just had to tell Irv
that Jacqueline was unavailable.
1326
01:36:08,257 --> 01:36:12,853
The truth is, there is no one
that can do what I do...
1327
01:36:12,962 --> 01:36:15,590
including her.
1328
01:36:15,698 --> 01:36:19,190
Any of the other choices would
have found that job impossible...
1329
01:36:19,301 --> 01:36:21,269
and the magazine would have suffered.
1330
01:36:21,370 --> 01:36:25,238
Especially because of the list.
1331
01:36:26,609 --> 01:36:30,170
The list of designers, photographers...
1332
01:36:30,279 --> 01:36:34,238
editors, writers, models, all of whom
were found by me, nurtured by me...
1333
01:36:34,350 --> 01:36:37,183
and have promised me
they will follow me...
1334
01:36:37,286 --> 01:36:40,414
whenever and if ever
I choose to leave Runway.
1335
01:36:42,524 --> 01:36:44,617
So he reconsidered.
1336
01:36:48,330 --> 01:36:51,561
But I was very, very impressed...
1337
01:36:51,667 --> 01:36:54,693
by how intently you tried to warn me.
1338
01:36:54,803 --> 01:36:57,931
I never thought I would say this,
Andrea...
1339
01:36:58,040 --> 01:37:01,567
but I really-
1340
01:37:01,677 --> 01:37:03,941
I see a great deal of myself in you.
1341
01:37:07,449 --> 01:37:11,510
You can see beyond what people want
and what they need...
1342
01:37:11,620 --> 01:37:14,088
and you can choose for yourself.
1343
01:37:17,359 --> 01:37:21,318
I don't think I'm like that.
1344
01:37:21,430 --> 01:37:23,728
I-
1345
01:37:26,602 --> 01:37:28,502
I couldn't do what you did to Nigel,
Miranda.
1346
01:37:28,604 --> 01:37:31,334
I couldn't do something like that.
1347
01:37:31,440 --> 01:37:34,807
Mm. You already did.
1348
01:37:38,714 --> 01:37:40,614
To Emily.
1349
01:37:40,716 --> 01:37:44,413
That's not what I-
1350
01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:46,920
No, that was- that was different.
I didn't have a choice.
1351
01:37:47,022 --> 01:37:51,015
Oh, no, you chose.
You chose to get ahead.
1352
01:37:51,126 --> 01:37:55,256
You want this life,
those choices are necessary.
1353
01:37:55,364 --> 01:37:59,960
But what if this isn't what I want?
1354
01:38:00,069 --> 01:38:04,438
I mean, what if I don't wanna
live the way you live?
1355
01:38:04,540 --> 01:38:07,600
Don't be ridiculous, Andrea.
Everybody wants this.
1356
01:38:09,712 --> 01:38:12,374
Everybody wants to be us.
1357
01:39:39,068 --> 01:39:42,902
I have to be at work in 20 minutes.
1358
01:39:43,005 --> 01:39:46,031
What's up?
1359
01:39:46,141 --> 01:39:49,076
Well, I just-
1360
01:39:49,178 --> 01:39:52,272
I wanted to say
that you were right about everything.
1361
01:39:53,415 --> 01:39:55,508
That...
1362
01:39:55,617 --> 01:39:58,313
I turned my back on my friends
and my family...
1363
01:39:58,420 --> 01:40:00,388
and everything I believed in...
1364
01:40:00,489 --> 01:40:03,481
and- and for what?
1365
01:40:03,592 --> 01:40:08,495
For shoes and shirts
and jackets and belts.
1366
01:40:08,597 --> 01:40:10,724
Nate.
1367
01:40:14,103 --> 01:40:16,003
I'm sorry.
1368
01:40:24,113 --> 01:40:26,343
I-
1369
01:40:26,448 --> 01:40:28,609
I flew up to Boston while you were gone.
1370
01:40:28,717 --> 01:40:31,311
I interviewed at the Oak Room.
1371
01:40:31,420 --> 01:40:33,854
And?
1372
01:40:35,157 --> 01:40:37,921
And you're looking
at their new sous-chef.
1373
01:40:38,026 --> 01:40:41,860
- I'm moving up there in a couple weeks.
- That's great. Congratulations.
1374
01:40:47,302 --> 01:40:50,760
I don't know what I'm gonna do without
those late-night grilled cheeses, but-
1375
01:40:50,873 --> 01:40:54,934
I'm pretty sure
they have bread in Boston.
1376
01:40:55,043 --> 01:40:57,273
May even have Jarlsberg.
1377
01:41:00,482 --> 01:41:02,780
We might be able
to figure something out.
1378
01:41:04,953 --> 01:41:06,853
You think?
1379
01:41:06,955 --> 01:41:08,855
Yeah.
1380
01:41:15,764 --> 01:41:19,291
So, what about you?
I mean, what are you gonna do now?
1381
01:41:19,401 --> 01:41:22,734
Actually, I, uh-
I have a job interview today.
1382
01:41:22,838 --> 01:41:25,272
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
1383
01:41:25,374 --> 01:41:27,638
That's what you're wearing?
1384
01:41:27,743 --> 01:41:30,678
Shut up. I like this.
1385
01:41:34,816 --> 01:41:36,716
- Andy, Greg Hill.
- Hello.
1386
01:41:36,818 --> 01:41:39,218
Come on. These clips are excellent.
1387
01:41:39,321 --> 01:41:42,222
This thing on the janitors' union,
that's exactly what we do here.
1388
01:41:42,324 --> 01:41:44,159
My only question is, Runway?
1389
01:41:44,194 --> 01:41:45,285
My only question is, Runway?
1390
01:41:45,394 --> 01:41:48,022
You were there for less than a year.
1391
01:41:48,130 --> 01:41:50,098
What the hell kind of a blip is that?
1392
01:41:51,400 --> 01:41:53,391
Learned a lot.
1393
01:41:55,270 --> 01:42:00,264
In the end though,
I kind of screwed it up.
1394
01:42:00,375 --> 01:42:03,867
I called over there for a reference,
left word with some snooty girl.
1395
01:42:03,979 --> 01:42:07,540
Next thing you know, I got a fax
from Miranda Priestly herself...
1396
01:42:07,649 --> 01:42:10,174
saying that of all the assistants
she's ever had...
1397
01:42:10,285 --> 01:42:12,515
you were, by far,
her biggest disappointment.
1398
01:42:12,621 --> 01:42:17,786
And, if I don't hire you,
I am an idiot.
1399
01:42:20,329 --> 01:42:22,923
You must have done something right.
1400
01:42:54,930 --> 01:42:56,830
Miranda Priestly's office.
1401
01:42:56,932 --> 01:43:02,131
Hey, Emily, it's Andy. Don't hang up.
I have a favor to ask you.
1402
01:43:02,237 --> 01:43:05,001
You have a favor to ask of me?
1403
01:43:05,107 --> 01:43:08,372
Yeah. The thing is,
I have all these clothes from Paris...
1404
01:43:08,477 --> 01:43:10,502
and I don't have anyplace
to wear them...
1405
01:43:10,612 --> 01:43:14,742
so I was wondering if you
could take them off my hands.
1406
01:43:19,054 --> 01:43:23,047
Well, I don't know.
It's a huge imposition.
1407
01:43:23,158 --> 01:43:27,356
And I'll have to get them taken in.
I mean, they'll drown me.
1408
01:43:27,462 --> 01:43:31,922
But I suppose I could help you out.
I will have Roy pick them up this afternoon.
1409
01:43:32,034 --> 01:43:36,630
Thanks, Em. I appreciate it.
Good luck.
1410
01:43:46,548 --> 01:43:49,608
You have some very large shoes to fill.
1411
01:43:49,718 --> 01:43:53,176
I hope you know that.
1412
01:43:58,593 --> 01:44:02,051
I don't understand
why it is so challenging...
1413
01:44:02,164 --> 01:44:05,759
to get my car when I ask for it.
1414
01:44:51,146 --> 01:44:53,137
Go.